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"Congratulations.

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"May all your troubles be little ones.

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"And, remember, the first
then years are the worst.

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With love from granny."

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"In accordance with warning
notice already sent to you,

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"you are... required to report

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to heathercrest...
National service depot."

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Charlie, it's your call-up.

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What do you mean my call-up?

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But it's our wedding day!

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How can it be my call-up, dad?

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You sent off an application
for a 28-day extension

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for the wedding.

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Didn't you?

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Me? No, you did.

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I asked you to do it.

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No, you didn't, you said you would.

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Why doesn't
somebody do something?

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Ah! Please!

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There's a draft!

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But it's stifling in here.

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Please. My eardrums are
very thin, very weak.

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The least suspicion of a draft
and I'm finished!

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Thanks, mate.

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Ah! Don't!

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Now what?

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Please.

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Do you mind not smoking?

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It affects me. I've got a weak stomach.

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Now, look here...

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Have a catarrh pastille.

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I haven't got catarrh.

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You don't know you're living, mate.

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You going to a hospital?

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Into the army.

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- The army?
- Yeah.

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So am I.

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How'd you pass the medical? Influence?

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Medical.

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A farce. A criminal farce!

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A-flaming-1.

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Army doctors. Ha!

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I'll tell you, mate, two of everything

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you should have two of and you're in.

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We don't deserve
your congratulations.

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It was luck. Pure luck.

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What a lot of rubbish.

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Luck doesn't enter into it.

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Sure it does, grimmy.

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Take you, now.

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Six years a training sergeant,

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and never had a champion platoon.

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Oh, no, it isn't.

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Listen, paddy, every man has

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the instinct of soldiering in him.

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- Right?
- Right enough.

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Well, you've all done it.

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You've all had a champion platoon

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at one time or another.

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So shall I, with my next platoon.

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Why? What's the hurry?

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It's my last platoon.

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I shall be leaving the army in ten weeks,

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and it's my last chance.

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Don't set your heart on it.

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Now listen sound, marshal,
when I want your advice...

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Well, I don't bet as a rule.

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What, scared?

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All right, 50 quid says
no champion platoon.

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Sergeant grimshawe, sir!

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Can I give you a lift to the mess, sir?

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Well, that's extremely
civil of you, sergeant.

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Thank you, sir.

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Let me take the bag, sir.

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Why, thank you, sergeant.

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Bye, darling.

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Well, a very nice place
you have here, sergeant.

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Finest depot in the command, sir.

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That's encouraging.

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Well, sergeant, where do I report?

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That's the officers' mess over there, sir.

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Very nice too, but I happen
to be a national serviceman.

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Get in the back of that truck, will you?

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Thank you. Thank you, sergeant.

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Charlie.

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Charlie!

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- Did you see?
- What?

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- Did you hear?
- What? Where?

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Sh-she called to me.

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From a laundry Van.

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Look, look, keep calm, Charlie boy.

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Look... just a little while longer, eh?

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You'll see the mo.

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Oh, stop pawing me. I'm not ill.

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I did see her.

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Go 'round the back, go on.

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'Round the side, go on.

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Yes, and about time too, I'm thinking.

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You're the new girl, aren't you?

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Are y-you the manageress?

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No, I'm Nora.

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My name's Mary.

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I don't care what your name is as long as

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you can cut chips.

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Your overall's in that cupboard.

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Thanks.

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Here, where's your labor exchange card?

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It's coming in the post.

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Don't you know how it works, love?

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Oh, I'm not really the new girl,

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but please don't give me away.

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Please help me.

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Oh, there, there, love.

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Come on, tel! Nora all about it.

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Now, look! You've got to face up to it.

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You are an obsessional
with visual complications.

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Look, once and for all,
I got married this morning,

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there was a muddle over my deferment.

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Now, Mary must have
followed me to the camp.

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She... she's a very...
Very determined girl.

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Well, personally, chaps, I believe him.

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Please.

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Do you mind belting up?

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You don't know nothing about psychiatry.

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Possibly not, but I do know
a little bit about women.

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You know, there are
certain chaps, old boy,

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who are always being chased by women.

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I know exactly how you feel.

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Oh, thank you.

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Judging by their names,
they should be a fine lot.

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There's a lot in a man's name, corporal.

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Gives him character.

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Strong, sage, Bailey, Heywood, Galloway,

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golightly.

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Gothuy?

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Golightly.

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What's in a name?

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Corporal copping,
you know how much depends

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on the success of this platoon, don't you?

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Fifty quid, sergeant.

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That's only money.

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There's my reputation, and perhaps, uh,

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your recommendation
for promotion when I leave

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and possibly a slight percentage
for you, if I win.

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When you win, sergeant.

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That's the spirit, copping.

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Now, uh, let's have a look
at our champion platoon,

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shall we?

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All right, stand by your beds!

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All right, at ease, lads.

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I'm sergeant grimshawe.

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And this is corporal copping.

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Right?

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Now, I'm a quiet, reasonable, humane man.

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I know.

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My mother told me.

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Oh, yes.

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I had a mother and a father,
even though I'm a sergeant.

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And there's only one thing that rubs me up

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the wrong way, and that's a man

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that doesn't pull his weight
in my platoon.

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In that respect,
I'm a veritable Jekyll and Hyde.

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But somehow, looking around me,

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I don't think that nasty side

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of my character's
going to rouse itself this time.

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Ijudge a body of men on sight.

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And I don't mind telling you lads,

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I feel distinctly encouraged
at the prospects.

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Don't disappoint me.

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Right, any questions?

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Can I report sick, please?

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What's your name?

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Strong.

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Horace strong.

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Corporal copping!

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Sergeant!

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Private, uh, strong,
on sick report tomorrow.

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Anyone else?

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Oh, please, sir.

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And don't call me sir.

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Sergeant to you.

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Are you feeling sick, too?

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Oh, no, sergeant.

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Um, I want some leave.

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Leave?

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Why, you've only just arrived, son.

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Oh, but it's vital, sergeant.
Compassionate.

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You see, w-what happened...

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All right, all right, you don't
have to tell the world.

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Copping.

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Sergeant!

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This man to see the company commander.

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Well, thank you, sergeant.

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Not now! When you're sent for.

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Get back in line.

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But, sergeant...

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Quiet! Or I never did.

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What's that?

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Haven't you ever seen
a guitar before, sergeant?

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Where have you been living?

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Right here, you numbskull,
where you're gonna live

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for the next ten weeks,

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with that banjo out of sight.

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Banjo?

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Yes. Out of sight. Understand?

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Idig.

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You'll dig, all right.

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I'll see to that.

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We've met.

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Yes, sergeant.

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And no more skylarking, right?

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Or you're for it, got it?

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Sergeant.

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- Corporal!
- Sergeant!

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Empty bed. Where's that man?

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Uh... I don't know, sergeant.

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What's his name?

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His name's golightly.

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I might have known it. Find him.

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Sergeant.

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Gothdy!

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At the double!

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Private golightly!

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Oh!

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I'm so sorry.

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Hello. Did someone call?

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Golightly, where have you been?

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Must I say?

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Come here.

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At the double!

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Where have you been?

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Well, I...

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Got locked in somewhere.

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You see, I...

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Oh, dear. Have you hurt yourself?

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I've got some lotion here.

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Quiet, the lot of you!

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Oh, do stop shouting, please.

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You there!

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Is that remark addressed to me?

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Stand to attention when I'm talking.

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_why? _why?

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Don't ask why, do as you're told,

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you're in the army, son.

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Oh, not quite.

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I'm still a civilian,

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with civilian rights.

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Now, don't shout, please.

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What is your name?

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Please.

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Bailey. James Bailey.

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- How do you do?
- Fine.

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Absolutely bloody fine.

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But I'll feel even better
once you're in uniform.

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Thank you, sergeant.

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All right, carry on, corporal.

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As you were.

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The sergeant doesn't seem to like us.

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I wonder why.

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I don't know.

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Why does it happen to me?

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Isn't there any justice?

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Oh, you don't want to worry, sergeant.

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- It'll be all right.
- It'll be what?

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You were there.

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You saw them.

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Out of 24 men, I'm lumbered
with one hypochondriac,

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one natural-born candidate
for the glasshouse,

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a rock 'n' roller, a shadow of a man

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haunted by lord knows what,

273
00:14:16,042 --> 00:14:18,042
and a popsy-chasing layabout,
and some little idiot

274
00:14:18,167 --> 00:14:19,458
who gets himself locked in...

275
00:14:19,625 --> 00:14:20,833
Well, you know where.

276
00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:22,250
Yes, but I mean, look...

277
00:14:22,417 --> 00:14:24,875
Any one of those clots
could sabotage the squad,

278
00:14:25,042 --> 00:14:27,083
and I've got them all. About turn.

279
00:14:27,250 --> 00:14:29,333
We're 24% non-effective before we start.

280
00:14:29,500 --> 00:14:31,792
How in the name of
aldershot can it work out?

281
00:14:31,958 --> 00:14:32,998
Well, I mean, it's got to.

282
00:14:33,083 --> 00:14:34,625
Your reputation depends on it.

283
00:14:34,792 --> 00:14:36,417
My reputation, my foot!

284
00:14:36,583 --> 00:14:39,292
What about my 50 quid
riding on that lot, eh?

285
00:14:40,625 --> 00:14:42,333
That's true.

286
00:14:42,500 --> 00:14:43,851
Oh, well. There's only one thing for it.

287
00:14:43,875 --> 00:14:44,917
We'll have to chase

288
00:14:45,083 --> 00:14:46,226
the living daylights out of them.

289
00:14:46,250 --> 00:14:47,490
Oh, no, no, no. That's no good.

290
00:14:49,042 --> 00:14:50,768
Half the mob in the
guardroom's no good to me.

291
00:14:50,792 --> 00:14:51,792
Yes, but sergeant...

292
00:14:51,875 --> 00:14:53,500
Will you have hush!

293
00:14:53,667 --> 00:14:55,750
No, copping, we've got to be subtle.

294
00:15:00,250 --> 00:15:01,292
Considerate.

295
00:15:03,917 --> 00:15:06,583
These are delicate blooms, copping.

296
00:15:06,750 --> 00:15:07,958
- Are they?
- Yes.

297
00:15:12,667 --> 00:15:13,458
Hello.

298
00:15:13,625 --> 00:15:14,875
You must be the new lot.

299
00:15:15,042 --> 00:15:16,125
Greetings, cat.

300
00:15:17,458 --> 00:15:18,458
No, me name's not cat.

301
00:15:18,542 --> 00:15:20,042
Are you in our platoon?

302
00:15:20,208 --> 00:15:22,375
No, not cat. Brown.

303
00:15:22,542 --> 00:15:24,000
Herbert brown.

304
00:15:24,167 --> 00:15:25,000
What did you say?

305
00:15:25,167 --> 00:15:26,625
Are you in our platoon?

306
00:15:26,792 --> 00:15:27,583
No.

307
00:15:27,750 --> 00:15:28,750
I just live here.

308
00:15:28,917 --> 00:15:30,958
Yeah, I think I can understand him.

309
00:15:31,125 --> 00:15:32,708
You, uh, received a severe blow

310
00:15:32,875 --> 00:15:34,375
on the head as a child, didn't you?

311
00:15:34,542 --> 00:15:35,667
No, that was me brother.

312
00:15:35,833 --> 00:15:37,500
Horace, old man, can't you forget

313
00:15:37,667 --> 00:15:38,750
psychiatry for one minute?

314
00:15:40,167 --> 00:15:41,367
I was only trying to help him.

315
00:15:41,500 --> 00:15:43,750
Oh, I don't need any help, thanks.

316
00:15:45,167 --> 00:15:45,833
Well, ta-ra, fellas.

317
00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:47,625
See you at the naafi perhaps.

318
00:15:47,792 --> 00:15:48,792
Hello, corp.

319
00:15:48,833 --> 00:15:49,833
Now, don't get lost.

320
00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:51,167
'Ere, corporal.

321
00:15:51,333 --> 00:15:52,375
Who was that soldier?

322
00:15:52,542 --> 00:15:53,750
Ta.

323
00:15:53,917 --> 00:15:55,500
That was no soldier, that was Herbert.

324
00:15:55,667 --> 00:15:57,042
I give up.

325
00:15:57,208 --> 00:15:58,625
Don't worry, so did the army.

326
00:16:01,125 --> 00:16:02,875
Here we are, chaps.

327
00:16:03,042 --> 00:16:04,750
- Help yourselves.
- Thank you.

328
00:16:06,792 --> 00:16:08,458
I wonder where Charlie's got to.

329
00:16:08,625 --> 00:16:09,833
With his wife, of course.

330
00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:11,750
Love will find a way.

331
00:16:11,917 --> 00:16:14,083
Look here, mate. You don't really think

332
00:16:14,250 --> 00:16:15,684
that that woman's on this camp, do you?

333
00:16:15,708 --> 00:16:16,542
I tell you, it's just...

334
00:16:16,708 --> 00:16:18,083
An hallucination. We know.

335
00:16:19,458 --> 00:16:20,898
All right, all right. You can laugh.

336
00:16:20,958 --> 00:16:23,458
I should never have let him go.

337
00:16:23,625 --> 00:16:26,333
He's probably cutting his throat now.

338
00:16:26,500 --> 00:16:28,250
Bleeding to death in the ablutions.

339
00:16:28,417 --> 00:16:29,625
I hope not.

340
00:16:29,792 --> 00:16:31,392
I have to sluice them out every morning.

341
00:16:32,750 --> 00:16:33,809
I clean up everywhere in the camp.

342
00:16:33,833 --> 00:16:34,667
That's me job.

343
00:16:34,833 --> 00:16:35,958
Are you a regular?

344
00:16:36,125 --> 00:16:37,333
No. National service.

345
00:16:37,500 --> 00:16:38,726
'Ere, what about your training?

346
00:16:38,750 --> 00:16:40,417
Don't do it any more.

347
00:16:40,583 --> 00:16:42,708
Haven't done it for...

348
00:16:42,875 --> 00:16:43,917
For months.

349
00:16:44,083 --> 00:16:45,833
Oh, and I want to try again.

350
00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:47,042
Again?

351
00:16:47,208 --> 00:16:48,726
How many courses have you been through?

352
00:16:48,750 --> 00:16:50,667
Three. I think.

353
00:16:50,833 --> 00:16:54,167
But now I...

354
00:16:55,458 --> 00:16:57,458
There's my "excused webbing" chit.

355
00:16:57,625 --> 00:16:59,833
My "excused marching" chit.

356
00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:02,625
"Excused handling of firearms" chit.

357
00:17:02,792 --> 00:17:03,917
Chit for...

358
00:17:04,083 --> 00:17:04,917
Blimey!

359
00:17:05,083 --> 00:17:07,500
You're just an heap of chits.

360
00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:17,875
Well, go on, say it.

361
00:17:18,042 --> 00:17:19,042
I'm crackers.

362
00:17:20,375 --> 00:17:22,583
Does it look as if I've had any luck?

363
00:17:22,750 --> 00:17:24,458
This place is vast.

364
00:17:24,625 --> 00:17:25,934
I've tramped over every inch of it

365
00:17:25,958 --> 00:17:28,458
and not so much as a lock of her hair.

366
00:17:28,625 --> 00:17:30,000
Well, go on, say it.

367
00:17:30,167 --> 00:17:31,625
I'm crackers.

368
00:17:33,083 --> 00:17:34,333
It was all my imagination.

369
00:17:34,500 --> 00:17:37,500
Oh, well, now,
this is a great step forward,

370
00:17:37,667 --> 00:17:38,708
Charlie boy.

371
00:17:38,875 --> 00:17:40,708
You see, now that you realize

372
00:17:40,875 --> 00:17:42,195
there's something wrong with you,

373
00:17:42,292 --> 00:17:44,708
well, there's a chance of a cure.

374
00:17:44,875 --> 00:17:47,250
Yes, now, you are a, uh...

375
00:17:47,417 --> 00:17:48,958
Uxoriamaniac,

376
00:17:49,125 --> 00:17:51,333
obsessed with the idea of marriage.

377
00:17:51,500 --> 00:17:53,750
Wouldn't you be, if you were
married this morning?

378
00:17:53,917 --> 00:17:56,000
Oh, shut up, please.

379
00:17:56,167 --> 00:17:57,167
Who's this?

380
00:17:57,333 --> 00:17:58,417
That's Herbert.

381
00:17:58,583 --> 00:17:59,750
- Hello, Herbert.
- Hi.

382
00:17:59,917 --> 00:18:01,375
- Let's get drunk.
- Dangerous.

383
00:18:01,542 --> 00:18:02,542
Dangerous.

384
00:18:03,833 --> 00:18:05,917
Drinking on top of your obsession.

385
00:18:06,083 --> 00:18:07,667
Why don't you shut up?

386
00:18:13,625 --> 00:18:14,625
It's her.

387
00:18:15,625 --> 00:18:16,708
It's Mary.

388
00:18:16,875 --> 00:18:18,667
He's off again. Stop him.

389
00:18:18,833 --> 00:18:19,875
Charlie.

390
00:18:20,042 --> 00:18:20,875
Mary.

391
00:18:21,042 --> 00:18:22,875
Oh, Charlie.

392
00:18:23,042 --> 00:18:24,958
Don't worry, miss. I'll take care of him.

393
00:18:25,125 --> 00:18:26,542
Very sad case.

394
00:18:26,708 --> 00:18:28,875
He's very... very unbalanced.

395
00:18:29,042 --> 00:18:30,875
Don't you talk that way about my husband.

396
00:18:32,750 --> 00:18:34,917
Good night, Horace.

397
00:18:45,917 --> 00:18:48,125
Anything I can do for you, soldier?

398
00:18:54,250 --> 00:18:57,292
But, darling, how on earth
did you get here?

399
00:18:57,458 --> 00:18:59,375
Never mind how I got here.

400
00:18:59,542 --> 00:19:00,750
I'm here.

401
00:19:00,917 --> 00:19:03,167
And tonight's our wedding night.

402
00:19:03,333 --> 00:19:04,458
You don't mean...

403
00:19:04,625 --> 00:19:06,292
Darling, you don't think I came here

404
00:19:06,458 --> 00:19:08,625
just to become a naafi girl.

405
00:19:08,792 --> 00:19:10,042
Well, no, but...

406
00:19:12,125 --> 00:19:13,500
Where?

407
00:19:13,667 --> 00:19:15,875
Well, I mean, there's over
a dozen blokes in my hut.

408
00:19:16,042 --> 00:19:18,042
Nora. She's arranged everything.

409
00:19:18,208 --> 00:19:19,208
Ooh.

410
00:19:23,042 --> 00:19:24,042
What's the matter?

411
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:26,042
I'm in love.

412
00:19:26,208 --> 00:19:27,333
Congratulations.

413
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:30,667
Must be the aura created
by your happiness.

414
00:19:30,833 --> 00:19:34,167
After three years wearing out my eyeballs,

415
00:19:34,333 --> 00:19:37,417
looking at each lot of
new recruits that comes in,

416
00:19:37,583 --> 00:19:39,333
at last, I've found him.

417
00:19:39,500 --> 00:19:41,208
We're very happy for you.

418
00:19:41,375 --> 00:19:43,000
It was that chap that was with you.

419
00:19:43,167 --> 00:19:44,250
Horace?

420
00:19:44,417 --> 00:19:45,250
Hor...

421
00:19:45,417 --> 00:19:46,583
Oh.

422
00:19:46,750 --> 00:19:49,833
Oh, time stands still
when I say that name.

423
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:51,917
Not for Charlie and me it doesn't.

424
00:19:52,083 --> 00:19:53,167
Eh?

425
00:19:53,333 --> 00:19:55,125
Oh.

426
00:19:55,292 --> 00:19:56,292
Oh, yes, of course.

427
00:19:56,417 --> 00:19:58,417
Now, listen. It's all arranged.

428
00:19:58,583 --> 00:19:59,792
There's a spare room,

429
00:19:59,958 --> 00:20:01,750
but you've got to be ever so careful...

430
00:20:19,708 --> 00:20:20,750
Darling.

431
00:20:28,208 --> 00:20:30,167
Don't pretend you're asleep.

432
00:20:31,958 --> 00:20:33,167
Darling.

433
00:20:33,333 --> 00:20:35,167
Oh, darling, don't tease.

434
00:20:36,333 --> 00:20:38,833
Wouldn't you rather have
the light on, Charlie, darling?

435
00:21:13,208 --> 00:21:16,000
Oh. Bashful.

436
00:21:18,167 --> 00:21:19,500
Mary.

437
00:21:19,667 --> 00:21:20,917
Darling.

438
00:21:45,083 --> 00:21:46,434
Right. Now, then, what's wrong with you?

439
00:21:46,458 --> 00:21:47,875
Yeah, it's my floating kneecap.

440
00:21:48,042 --> 00:21:49,750
All right. Take off your trousers.

441
00:21:49,917 --> 00:21:51,000
Ahh, efficient.

442
00:21:51,167 --> 00:21:52,333
We do our best.

443
00:21:52,500 --> 00:21:53,809
You can go in when you hear the bell.

444
00:21:53,833 --> 00:21:55,000
Rig hto.

445
00:21:55,167 --> 00:21:56,887
- What's wrong with you?
- Fell on me elbow.

446
00:21:56,917 --> 00:21:58,208
I don't think it's broken.

447
00:21:58,375 --> 00:22:00,255
Take off your tunic, then.
Roll up your sleeves.

448
00:22:02,750 --> 00:22:04,042
Clean that up.

449
00:22:08,750 --> 00:22:10,958
Oh! Oh!

450
00:22:11,125 --> 00:22:13,292
What's the matter?

451
00:22:13,458 --> 00:22:14,708
Why didn't you warn me?

452
00:22:14,875 --> 00:22:15,917
Corporal!

453
00:22:16,083 --> 00:22:17,500
What's the matter with this man?

454
00:22:17,667 --> 00:22:19,333
I-I'm sorry, captain Clark.

455
00:22:19,500 --> 00:22:21,958
Oh, the shock. Oh, me heart.
Me heart, me heart.

456
00:22:22,125 --> 00:22:24,042
Hurry up, man. Hurry up.

457
00:22:25,833 --> 00:22:27,542
I want to change my doctor.

458
00:22:27,708 --> 00:22:29,458
This isn't the national health service.

459
00:22:29,625 --> 00:22:32,250
Either you see captain Clark,
or you don't report sick at all.

460
00:22:32,417 --> 00:22:33,750
It's up to you.

461
00:22:49,708 --> 00:22:52,417
Left. Left, wheel!

462
00:22:57,417 --> 00:23:01,042
Halt! Halt!

463
00:23:01,208 --> 00:23:02,792
Halt!

464
00:23:06,458 --> 00:23:08,417
So sorry. I was miles away.

465
00:23:08,583 --> 00:23:10,125
You know how it is sometimes.

466
00:23:10,292 --> 00:23:13,167
Come back here, you stupid,
sleepwalking son of a...

467
00:23:15,917 --> 00:23:17,292
Delicate blooms.

468
00:23:19,375 --> 00:23:20,708
Private golightly,

469
00:23:20,875 --> 00:23:24,167
now you really must try
and concentrate from now on.

470
00:23:24,333 --> 00:23:24,917
Right?

471
00:23:25,083 --> 00:23:27,250
Oh, yes. I'll try.

472
00:23:27,417 --> 00:23:29,292
Thank you.

473
00:23:29,458 --> 00:23:31,500
All right, go in there, and get your kit!

474
00:23:31,667 --> 00:23:33,625
Dis... missed!

475
00:23:35,250 --> 00:23:37,750
Uh-uh. Concentrate.

476
00:23:42,125 --> 00:23:44,167
Give this to the corpora! On your way out.

477
00:23:44,333 --> 00:23:46,208
Oh, thank you, ma'am.

478
00:23:46,375 --> 00:23:47,625
You've come to the right place.

479
00:23:47,792 --> 00:23:48,833
Just in time.

480
00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:50,167
For physiotherapy?

481
00:23:50,333 --> 00:23:51,625
For physical jerks.

482
00:23:51,792 --> 00:23:54,208
Get on with training, soldier.

483
00:23:54,375 --> 00:23:55,809
There's nothing wrong with your knee.

484
00:23:55,833 --> 00:23:56,875
But, ma'am.

485
00:23:57,042 --> 00:23:58,583
I can feel it floating!

486
00:23:58,750 --> 00:24:02,125
Let me know when you feel it sinking.

487
00:24:02,292 --> 00:24:03,500
, one. Beret, one.

488
00:24:03,667 --> 00:24:05,250
Towels, one., two.

489
00:24:05,417 --> 00:24:07,542
- Thank you.
- Towels, one.

490
00:24:07,708 --> 00:24:08,958
Dressing, field, one.

491
00:24:10,333 --> 00:24:11,476
Drawers, cellular. Pairs, three.

492
00:24:11,500 --> 00:24:12,792
Knives, clasp, one.

493
00:24:15,167 --> 00:24:16,167
- Got everything?
- Yes.

494
00:24:16,208 --> 00:24:17,667
Sign there.

495
00:24:17,833 --> 00:24:19,375
Drawers, cellular. Pairs, three.

496
00:24:19,542 --> 00:24:22,000
I say, really. Does one have to?

497
00:24:22,167 --> 00:24:23,417
Yes, one does.

498
00:24:24,875 --> 00:24:26,750
Knives, clasp -one.

499
00:24:26,917 --> 00:24:27,917
Ooh, thank you.

500
00:24:28,042 --> 00:24:29,417
I say, look.

501
00:24:29,583 --> 00:24:31,833
A knife for getting things
out of a horse's foot. Hmm!

502
00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:33,417
I've always wanted one of these.

503
00:24:33,583 --> 00:24:34,708
Argh!

504
00:24:34,875 --> 00:24:35,958
Field dressing, one.

505
00:24:36,125 --> 00:24:36,958
Size of head?

506
00:24:37,125 --> 00:24:38,333
I haven't the faintest idea.

507
00:24:38,500 --> 00:24:39,625
I never wear a hat.

508
00:24:41,583 --> 00:24:42,583
Big.

509
00:24:42,708 --> 00:24:43,708
Charming.

510
00:24:43,792 --> 00:24:45,042
Next.

511
00:24:46,375 --> 00:24:47,375
One housewife.

512
00:24:47,542 --> 00:24:49,125
Housewife?

513
00:24:49,292 --> 00:24:50,750
Oh, Mary.

514
00:24:50,917 --> 00:24:52,833
That's the lot, boys. Tea break.

515
00:24:57,042 --> 00:24:58,042
What do you want?

516
00:24:58,125 --> 00:24:59,125
I want me kit, sergeant.

517
00:24:59,292 --> 00:25:00,292
Why are you late?

518
00:25:00,333 --> 00:25:02,792
Well, I had to report sick.

519
00:25:02,958 --> 00:25:04,333
You fit now?

520
00:25:04,500 --> 00:25:05,958
The doctor says I am.

521
00:25:06,125 --> 00:25:08,417
She'd better be right.

522
00:25:08,583 --> 00:25:09,583
Why?

523
00:25:09,625 --> 00:25:11,042
Take a deep breath.

524
00:25:11,208 --> 00:25:13,288
You're about to become
the fastest kitted-out soldier

525
00:25:13,375 --> 00:25:14,375
in the British army.

526
00:25:14,542 --> 00:25:17,125
Hey, boys, one recruit coming up.

527
00:25:17,292 --> 00:25:18,125
Full kit, on the double.

528
00:25:18,292 --> 00:25:19,417
Before you go to tea.

529
00:25:24,500 --> 00:25:25,667
Okay, boys?

530
00:25:26,875 --> 00:25:29,125
Right, let's go!

531
00:25:44,500 --> 00:25:46,083
- Hey, mate.
- Hmm?

532
00:25:46,250 --> 00:25:47,333
Do me a favor, please.

533
00:25:47,500 --> 00:25:48,833
What's that?

534
00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:51,000
Point me in the direction
of my barrack room.

535
00:25:53,917 --> 00:25:54,750
Ta.

536
00:25:54,917 --> 00:25:56,167
Right.

537
00:26:05,958 --> 00:26:11,125
Left, right, left, right,
left, right, right wheel!

538
00:26:11,292 --> 00:26:12,708
What's the matter with you?

539
00:26:12,875 --> 00:26:16,500
Get into line up there, will you?

540
00:26:16,667 --> 00:26:18,542
Platoon...

541
00:26:23,333 --> 00:26:26,208
Stand still!
What's the matter with that man?

542
00:26:26,375 --> 00:26:27,375
Moving about?

543
00:26:27,542 --> 00:26:29,833
What do you think it is, a dance floor?

544
00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:33,417
Platoon, left... turn!

545
00:26:36,958 --> 00:26:38,667
All present and correct, sergeant.

546
00:26:42,542 --> 00:26:46,417
Platoon, stand at ease!

547
00:26:46,583 --> 00:26:48,375
Stand easy.

548
00:26:51,042 --> 00:26:53,208
Now, you're about to meet
your company commander,

549
00:26:53,375 --> 00:26:54,542
captain potts.

550
00:26:56,917 --> 00:27:00,125
Some men live for drink,
and some for women.

551
00:27:01,917 --> 00:27:04,458
Quite frankly, I don't know why some men

552
00:27:04,625 --> 00:27:06,042
bother to live at all.

553
00:27:07,167 --> 00:27:10,708
There's no doubt, however,
why captain potts lives.

554
00:27:10,875 --> 00:27:12,625
It's for efficiency.

555
00:27:12,792 --> 00:27:14,208
He's known throughout the command

556
00:27:14,375 --> 00:27:15,875
as potts the perfect.

557
00:27:16,042 --> 00:27:17,250
The perfect potts.

558
00:27:18,583 --> 00:27:20,708
All right, that's enough, that's enough.

559
00:27:20,875 --> 00:27:24,125
Now, you lads are
in uniform for the first time,

560
00:27:24,292 --> 00:27:26,208
and I think you'll all agree with me

561
00:27:26,375 --> 00:27:29,375
that you don't yet look like soldiers.

562
00:27:29,542 --> 00:27:31,333
It would be stupid of me to expect that.

563
00:27:31,500 --> 00:27:33,625
It would that. He's very fair.

564
00:27:33,792 --> 00:27:35,292
That man there!

565
00:27:36,792 --> 00:27:39,417
Private golightly,
someone should have told you.

566
00:27:39,583 --> 00:27:41,333
You're not to talk when you're on parade.

567
00:27:41,500 --> 00:27:42,667
It's not the custom.

568
00:27:42,833 --> 00:27:44,625
So don't do it. Understand?

569
00:27:44,792 --> 00:27:45,792
Oh, yes, I understand.

570
00:27:45,958 --> 00:27:47,458
Right.

571
00:27:49,292 --> 00:27:50,518
Now, where was I? What was I saying?

572
00:27:50,542 --> 00:27:52,250
How stupid you are.

573
00:27:52,417 --> 00:27:53,208
Stop talking on parade, will you?

574
00:27:53,375 --> 00:27:54,875
Or I'll carve the queen's regulations

575
00:27:55,042 --> 00:27:57,125
all over your scalp.

576
00:27:57,292 --> 00:27:59,492
Didn't you hear what I just
told you, private golightly?

577
00:28:00,542 --> 00:28:02,958
Right.

578
00:28:03,125 --> 00:28:07,292
Now, it would be nice,
when captain potts arrives,

579
00:28:07,458 --> 00:28:09,708
if you could stand at ease
and attention properly.

580
00:28:09,875 --> 00:28:11,458
Show him what you can do.

581
00:28:11,625 --> 00:28:12,750
Be efficient.

582
00:28:12,917 --> 00:28:14,833
So, we'll try it once or twice, shall we?

583
00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:17,042
Corporal!

584
00:28:17,750 --> 00:28:18,750
Demonstrate.

585
00:28:21,458 --> 00:28:24,125
Now, pay attention, all of you.

586
00:28:24,542 --> 00:28:25,583
Stand at ease!

587
00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:29,208
Attention!

588
00:28:29,375 --> 00:28:31,458
Oh, good. Very good.

589
00:28:34,042 --> 00:28:35,042
All right, corporal.

590
00:28:38,333 --> 00:28:40,000
Now, let's see what you can do.

591
00:28:40,167 --> 00:28:42,917
Platoon, brace yourselves,
brace yourselves.

592
00:28:43,083 --> 00:28:46,042
Platoon, attention!

593
00:28:47,750 --> 00:28:49,292
Private golightly,

594
00:28:49,458 --> 00:28:51,167
don't go quite so lightly next time.

595
00:28:51,333 --> 00:28:53,208
Very good.

596
00:28:53,375 --> 00:28:54,958
Joke's over. Joke's over.

597
00:28:56,500 --> 00:29:00,042
Platoon, stand at ease!

598
00:29:02,417 --> 00:29:05,083
Attention!

599
00:29:09,250 --> 00:29:11,500
Get up, you clumsy, quarter-witted,

600
00:29:11,667 --> 00:29:13,208
half-baked mooncalf!

601
00:29:13,375 --> 00:29:15,417
One more hammer-toed move
like that and I'll...

602
00:29:16,833 --> 00:29:18,208
Fifty quid.

603
00:29:18,375 --> 00:29:19,917
Delicate blooms.

604
00:29:21,208 --> 00:29:23,542
All right, now. Here comes captain potts.

605
00:29:23,708 --> 00:29:24,833
Do your best, lads.

606
00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:26,000
Company, at ease.

607
00:29:28,333 --> 00:29:31,458
Platoon, attention!

608
00:29:46,083 --> 00:29:48,375
Well, all of you are half asleep!

609
00:29:48,542 --> 00:29:50,333
Like a lot of flamingos.

610
00:29:50,500 --> 00:29:52,500
Not half as clever.

611
00:29:52,667 --> 00:29:54,208
Flamingos go to sleep on one leg.

612
00:29:54,375 --> 00:29:57,000
You lot are all asleep on two!

613
00:29:57,167 --> 00:29:58,927
How many legs does
a flamingo go to sleep on?

614
00:29:59,042 --> 00:30:00,875
- Um...
- Slow, slow.

615
00:30:01,042 --> 00:30:02,184
Quick, quick, slow.

616
00:30:02,208 --> 00:30:02,708
Shence.

617
00:30:02,875 --> 00:30:05,708
Alert mind, plus responsive body,

618
00:30:05,875 --> 00:30:07,208
equals efficient soldier.

619
00:30:11,792 --> 00:30:12,792
Who are you?

620
00:30:12,833 --> 00:30:13,625
Galloway, sir.

621
00:30:13,792 --> 00:30:14,917
That's a useless answer.

622
00:30:15,083 --> 00:30:16,393
Two factors omitted, number and rank.

623
00:30:16,417 --> 00:30:17,559
A soldier without a number and rank

624
00:30:17,583 --> 00:30:18,125
is like a man without a soul.

625
00:30:18,292 --> 00:30:19,833
Try again. Who are you?

626
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:22,458
4277309, private Galloway, sir.

627
00:30:22,625 --> 00:30:24,101
What, no Christian name? Are you heathen?

628
00:30:24,125 --> 00:30:25,125
Andy. A.

629
00:30:25,292 --> 00:30:26,917
Slow. Watch this man, sergeant.

630
00:30:27,083 --> 00:30:28,083
- Yes.
- Slow-witted.

631
00:30:28,125 --> 00:30:29,708
Stand up. 'Shun.

632
00:30:31,458 --> 00:30:33,250
At ease. 'Shun. At ease. 'Shun.

633
00:30:33,417 --> 00:30:34,667
Still in dreamland.

634
00:30:34,833 --> 00:30:36,375
- Do you dream?
- Yes, sir.

635
00:30:36,542 --> 00:30:37,667
- What about?
- Blood.

636
00:30:37,833 --> 00:30:38,833
- Whose?
- Mine.

637
00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:41,309
Timorous, spirit of aggression
needs rousing here, sergeant.

638
00:30:41,333 --> 00:30:42,917
You should dream of the enemy's blood.

639
00:30:43,083 --> 00:30:44,601
Now, then, close your eyes.
What's the first thing

640
00:30:44,625 --> 00:30:45,684
- comes into your head?
- Blood.

641
00:30:45,708 --> 00:30:46,542
- Whose?
- Yours.

642
00:30:46,708 --> 00:30:47,500
Fine. Huh?

643
00:30:47,667 --> 00:30:48,708
Uh... m-m-mine! Mine, sir.

644
00:30:48,875 --> 00:30:50,083
- The "emeny's."
- Be decisive!

645
00:30:50,250 --> 00:30:51,625
Try sleeping on your stomach.

646
00:30:51,792 --> 00:30:54,708
Proper rest plus exercise
equals integrated instincts.

647
00:30:57,042 --> 00:30:58,042
Who are you?

648
00:30:58,083 --> 00:30:59,958
4277312, private sage, c, sir.

649
00:31:00,125 --> 00:31:00,958
Now, say it backwards.

650
00:31:01,125 --> 00:31:02,375
Uh...

651
00:31:02,542 --> 00:31:03,559
Come on, come on, come on!

652
00:31:03,583 --> 00:31:04,417
3-1-2...

653
00:31:04,583 --> 00:31:05,792
Uh... 7-3... 3-7...

654
00:31:05,958 --> 00:31:07,125
If you can't think backwards,

655
00:31:07,292 --> 00:31:08,643
how do you expect to think the proper way?

656
00:31:08,667 --> 00:31:10,000
Watch this man, sergeant.

657
00:31:10,167 --> 00:31:12,184
Rigid mental processes
achieve flexibility. Flexibility

658
00:31:12,208 --> 00:31:14,917
plus discipline equals
common and initiative.

659
00:31:15,083 --> 00:31:16,083
It does, sir?

660
00:31:16,208 --> 00:31:17,667
I mean, it does, sir.

661
00:31:17,833 --> 00:31:18,833
It does, yes.

662
00:31:18,958 --> 00:31:20,500
- You.
- Yes?

663
00:31:20,667 --> 00:31:22,083
What? Who are you?

664
00:31:22,250 --> 00:31:23,625
James Bailey. Bsc, economics.

665
00:31:23,792 --> 00:31:25,184
- Your number.
- I'm not proud of it.

666
00:31:25,208 --> 00:31:27,083
It was given to me. I earned my degree.

667
00:31:27,250 --> 00:31:28,250
Your rank!

668
00:31:28,375 --> 00:31:29,684
Well, that's a matter of opinion.

669
00:31:29,708 --> 00:31:30,917
Look at this man!

670
00:31:31,083 --> 00:31:32,333
You've nothing to complain of.

671
00:31:32,500 --> 00:31:33,860
Look at the suit they've given me.

672
00:31:33,958 --> 00:31:34,958
Look at this.

673
00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:36,042
Plumped on my head,

674
00:31:36,208 --> 00:31:38,458
without even the pretense of fitting.

675
00:31:38,625 --> 00:31:40,750
As a good soldier,
I accepted it without complaint.

676
00:31:40,917 --> 00:31:43,792
As a good officer, what do you think?

677
00:31:43,958 --> 00:31:46,000
Well, pride in appearance plus confidence

678
00:31:46,167 --> 00:31:48,292
in one's superior equals good start.

679
00:31:48,458 --> 00:31:51,042
Fall out. Get yourself a new hat.

680
00:31:51,208 --> 00:31:52,208
- Excuse me.
- Of course.

681
00:31:55,500 --> 00:31:56,500
Well? Who are you?

682
00:31:56,625 --> 00:31:58,875
4277298, private Heywood, m, sir.

683
00:31:59,042 --> 00:32:01,167
Heywood? Ever heard of general Heywood?

684
00:32:01,333 --> 00:32:02,333
My father, sir.

685
00:32:02,500 --> 00:32:04,250
Really? Rear admiral Heywood?

686
00:32:04,417 --> 00:32:05,708
My grandfather, sir.

687
00:32:05,875 --> 00:32:07,042
Air commodore Heywood.

688
00:32:07,208 --> 00:32:08,792
- My uncle, sir.
- Ah, quick test.

689
00:32:08,958 --> 00:32:10,559
What's the first thing
comes into your head?

690
00:32:10,583 --> 00:32:11,583
Women, sir.

691
00:32:11,667 --> 00:32:13,351
You're a soldier,
by tradition and instinct.

692
00:32:13,375 --> 00:32:14,458
Watch this man, sergeant.

693
00:32:14,625 --> 00:32:15,958
Right, left, right.

694
00:32:18,958 --> 00:32:20,583
Tion!

695
00:32:21,667 --> 00:32:24,667
Platoon, right...

696
00:32:24,833 --> 00:32:27,000
Turn!

697
00:32:27,167 --> 00:32:29,042
I want you to go in there

698
00:32:29,208 --> 00:32:34,375
and stand by your beds
for a hut and a kit inspection!

699
00:32:34,542 --> 00:32:36,917
Platoon,

700
00:32:37,083 --> 00:32:39,458
dis... missed!

701
00:32:53,792 --> 00:32:55,958
Well, here we are, chaps.

702
00:32:56,125 --> 00:32:57,417
Here's how we lay out our kit.

703
00:32:57,583 --> 00:33:00,250
One diagram among 24 people?

704
00:33:00,417 --> 00:33:01,208
Not very helpful.

705
00:33:01,375 --> 00:33:03,333
Hello, Jim! Are you joining us?

706
00:33:03,500 --> 00:33:05,208
I thought you'd be in the cooler by now,

707
00:33:05,375 --> 00:33:07,000
all nice and individualistic.

708
00:33:07,833 --> 00:33:09,250
I changed my mind.

709
00:33:09,417 --> 00:33:11,875
Sociologically, it's important
for me to find out

710
00:33:12,042 --> 00:33:13,792
just how far one can retain

711
00:33:13,958 --> 00:33:15,500
one's individuality in the army.

712
00:33:15,667 --> 00:33:18,458
And biologically,
it's important I get my leave.

713
00:33:18,625 --> 00:33:19,917
Oh, no.

714
00:33:20,083 --> 00:33:22,250
Please, fellows,
let's make this inspection good.

715
00:33:22,417 --> 00:33:24,059
If anything goes wrong,
my leave might go up

716
00:33:24,083 --> 00:33:26,417
the spout as well.

717
00:33:26,792 --> 00:33:27,958
Poor old Charlie.

718
00:33:41,125 --> 00:33:42,625
Watch yourself, you big, clumsy ox.

719
00:33:42,792 --> 00:33:44,167
Oh, cut the bull, Charlie.

720
00:33:44,333 --> 00:33:46,309
Imagine you being worried
about keeping your bed tidy.

721
00:33:46,333 --> 00:33:47,542
Get out of it.

722
00:33:49,833 --> 00:33:51,750
Here you are, Horace,
you'd better check yours.

723
00:33:51,917 --> 00:33:52,917
Properly.

724
00:33:53,042 --> 00:33:55,000
Let's see. Now, for the hut.

725
00:33:55,167 --> 00:33:57,375
Tables, deal -two.

726
00:34:00,500 --> 00:34:01,833
Here you are, you can have this.

727
00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:03,042
Oh, ta.

728
00:34:23,417 --> 00:34:25,750
Would you like me to give you a hand?

729
00:34:25,917 --> 00:34:27,792
I seem to have more kit than anyone else.

730
00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:36,875
Pete, why don't you go and help Charlie?

731
00:34:37,042 --> 00:34:38,958
Okay, miles. Thank you.

732
00:34:40,375 --> 00:34:42,875
Extinguishers, fire -two.

733
00:34:43,042 --> 00:34:44,083
Extinguishers, fire -two.

734
00:34:44,250 --> 00:34:45,333
Peter...

735
00:34:47,958 --> 00:34:49,417
There's no fire extinguishers.

736
00:34:49,583 --> 00:34:51,292
P-Perhaps this place is fireproof.

737
00:34:51,458 --> 00:34:52,698
Yeah, but it's not potts-proof.

738
00:34:52,833 --> 00:34:54,292
"Extinguishers, fire -two," it says,

739
00:34:54,458 --> 00:34:56,583
and extinguishers, fire -two,
he'll want to see.

740
00:34:56,750 --> 00:34:58,292
I'm not taking any chances.

741
00:34:58,458 --> 00:35:00,250
Come on, we're gonna borrow a couple.

742
00:35:00,417 --> 00:35:02,125
Oh, bear up, dear.

743
00:35:02,292 --> 00:35:04,500
Perhaps he's had his interview
for leave by now

744
00:35:04,667 --> 00:35:06,583
and you'll be off together in no time.

745
00:35:06,750 --> 00:35:08,958
Better late than never.

746
00:35:09,125 --> 00:35:10,750
Oh, I shouldn't go on like this.

747
00:35:10,917 --> 00:35:12,500
At least I'm married.

748
00:35:12,667 --> 00:35:13,833
While you...

749
00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:17,250
Oh, I'm suffering the pangs of first love.

750
00:35:17,417 --> 00:35:19,000
Painful, but...

751
00:35:19,167 --> 00:35:21,583
Oh, it's exquisite.

752
00:35:21,750 --> 00:35:24,042
Don't worry about me, dear.

753
00:35:24,208 --> 00:35:26,250
Or Charlie. Oh!

754
00:35:26,417 --> 00:35:27,417
There he is, look.

755
00:35:27,500 --> 00:35:28,917
Oh, Mary.

756
00:35:29,083 --> 00:35:30,323
Oh, I'm so relieved to see you.

757
00:35:30,375 --> 00:35:32,000
Is everything all right, darling?

758
00:35:32,625 --> 00:35:33,250
No.

759
00:35:33,417 --> 00:35:34,667
No fire extinguishers.

760
00:35:34,833 --> 00:35:38,583
- Fire extinguishers?
- Everything depends on them.

761
00:35:39,917 --> 00:35:40,958
I'm only borrowing them.

762
00:35:41,125 --> 00:35:42,333
I... you see...

763
00:35:42,500 --> 00:35:43,583
Goodbye.

764
00:35:43,750 --> 00:35:44,875
Ta-ta.

765
00:35:45,917 --> 00:35:47,167
Heywood.

766
00:35:47,333 --> 00:35:49,173
We must concentrate on Heywood.
I wasn't wrong.

767
00:35:49,292 --> 00:35:50,726
He's got officer written all over him.

768
00:35:50,750 --> 00:35:52,110
Yes, if we can get him recommended

769
00:35:52,167 --> 00:35:53,518
for officer cadet, we're home and dry.

770
00:35:53,542 --> 00:35:54,708
Exactly, and it'll help

771
00:35:54,875 --> 00:35:56,101
towards champion platoon rating

772
00:35:56,125 --> 00:35:57,708
and maybe in spite of it

773
00:35:57,875 --> 00:35:59,500
ten hut!

774
00:35:59,667 --> 00:36:01,917
- Carry on, sergeant.
- Very good, sir.

775
00:36:02,083 --> 00:36:03,542
Stand by your beds!

776
00:36:09,708 --> 00:36:11,083
Sergeant?

777
00:36:11,250 --> 00:36:12,583
Sir.

778
00:36:24,125 --> 00:36:24,667
Turn it off!

779
00:36:24,833 --> 00:36:28,208
Turn it off! Turn it off! Oh!

780
00:36:28,375 --> 00:36:29,833
Turn it off!

781
00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:33,750
Oh! Oh!

782
00:36:33,917 --> 00:36:35,083
Left, right! Left, right!

783
00:36:35,625 --> 00:36:37,583
Party, halt!

784
00:36:37,750 --> 00:36:39,458
Private sage, sir.

785
00:36:39,625 --> 00:36:40,375
Ah, sage.

786
00:36:40,542 --> 00:36:41,833
Sir.

787
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:44,583
Application for leave
on your first day, man?

788
00:36:44,750 --> 00:36:45,458
Why?

789
00:36:45,625 --> 00:36:47,000
Compassionate reasons, sir.

790
00:36:47,167 --> 00:36:48,708
You see, my girl...

791
00:36:48,875 --> 00:36:50,309
You want leave to get married, do you?

792
00:36:50,333 --> 00:36:51,333
Oh, no, sir. No, sir.

793
00:36:51,417 --> 00:36:52,792
It's just that I want to...

794
00:36:52,958 --> 00:36:53,958
Arrange things.

795
00:36:54,042 --> 00:36:55,292
Oh...

796
00:36:56,292 --> 00:36:57,292
You dirty rotte r.

797
00:36:57,417 --> 00:36:58,792
Oh, n-n-no, sir.

798
00:36:58,958 --> 00:37:00,750
Please, sir. Y-You don't understand.

799
00:37:00,917 --> 00:37:02,417
I understand perfectly.

800
00:37:02,583 --> 00:37:04,833
Respectable girl plus sex-mad youth

801
00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:06,500
multiplied by a charabanc outing

802
00:37:07,292 --> 00:37:09,125
equals three lives ruined.
See the chaplain.

803
00:37:09,292 --> 00:37:11,333
Oh, but i-I've already
seen the chaplain, sir.

804
00:37:11,500 --> 00:37:12,500
Is this true, sergeant?

805
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:14,500
No, sir. Not to my knowledge, sir.

806
00:37:14,667 --> 00:37:16,292
Look, you'd better watch yourself, sage.

807
00:37:16,458 --> 00:37:17,684
Lying won't help you, you know.

808
00:37:17,708 --> 00:37:18,708
I'm not lying, sir.

809
00:37:18,875 --> 00:37:20,393
Then why did you say
you'd seen the chaplain?

810
00:37:20,417 --> 00:37:22,000
Well, I have seen the chaplain, sir.

811
00:37:22,167 --> 00:37:23,708
N-N-Not this chaplain, sir.

812
00:37:23,875 --> 00:37:24,875
Oh!

813
00:37:25,042 --> 00:37:26,667
Oh, army chaplain not good enough, eh?

814
00:37:26,833 --> 00:37:29,167
Oh, no, sir. Please, listen, sir.

815
00:37:29,333 --> 00:37:31,375
Well, come on, then. Sharp. Sharp.

816
00:37:31,542 --> 00:37:32,833
I'm already married, sir.

817
00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:34,917
Oh, and stringing along with another girl.

818
00:37:35,083 --> 00:37:36,458
No. No, sir.

819
00:37:36,625 --> 00:37:39,000
I... I... I am married, sir, but...

820
00:37:39,167 --> 00:37:41,833
I'm not married, sir,
i-if you know what I mean.

821
00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:42,833
I don't know.

822
00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:44,101
How can you be married and not married?

823
00:37:44,125 --> 00:37:45,125
Eh?

824
00:37:45,167 --> 00:37:47,000
Well, it's easy, sir,
when you got called up

825
00:37:47,167 --> 00:37:48,167
on your wedding day.

826
00:37:52,333 --> 00:37:53,708
Oh, well, uh...

827
00:37:53,875 --> 00:37:56,542
Yes, well, I think
I'm in the picture now, sage.

828
00:37:56,708 --> 00:37:58,028
Maneuvers canceled, huh?

829
00:37:58,833 --> 00:38:01,000
I sh-should have applied
for a deferment, sir,

830
00:38:01,750 --> 00:38:03,458
but... it got all mixed up and...

831
00:38:04,542 --> 00:38:05,542
Oh, please, sir.

832
00:38:05,708 --> 00:38:06,851
If I could just have a few hours,

833
00:38:06,875 --> 00:38:08,833
uh, days leave, sir.

834
00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:10,000
Oh, please, sir.

835
00:38:11,333 --> 00:38:13,093
Well, I think in the circumstances,
sergeant,

836
00:38:13,917 --> 00:38:15,167
seven days' leave.

837
00:38:15,333 --> 00:38:16,333
Any questions?

838
00:38:16,417 --> 00:38:18,083
- Now, sir?
- No, no, no, no.

839
00:38:18,250 --> 00:38:19,684
- Carry on, sergeant.
- Very good, sir.

840
00:38:19,708 --> 00:38:20,500
Party, left turn!

841
00:38:20,667 --> 00:38:23,187
Left, right, left, right, left,
right, left, right, left, right.

842
00:39:04,333 --> 00:39:06,000
Get them up. Come on, come on.

843
00:39:06,167 --> 00:39:07,292
Faster than that!

844
00:39:07,458 --> 00:39:08,667
Your knees! Up, up, up!

845
00:39:08,833 --> 00:39:10,458
All right, stop!

846
00:39:10,625 --> 00:39:11,917
All right, now, listen.

847
00:39:12,083 --> 00:39:13,434
When I say move, I want you
through those beams

848
00:39:13,458 --> 00:39:14,934
and round behind the inner semicircle.

849
00:39:14,958 --> 00:39:16,667
All right. Move!

850
00:39:23,125 --> 00:39:24,458
All right now, move!

851
00:39:25,417 --> 00:39:27,337
First four up the ropes.
First four up the ropes.

852
00:39:27,417 --> 00:39:29,226
Quick, quick, quick.
All right. Up you go. Go on.

853
00:39:29,250 --> 00:39:30,750
Up you go. That's it.

854
00:39:30,917 --> 00:39:32,167
Come on, get up there.

855
00:39:32,333 --> 00:39:34,292
Corporal, have I got to go
all the way up there?

856
00:39:34,458 --> 00:39:36,125
What's the matter with you? Sick?

857
00:39:36,292 --> 00:39:37,292
What, me?

858
00:39:37,333 --> 00:39:38,417
Come on, get up.

859
00:39:38,583 --> 00:39:39,583
All right.

860
00:39:39,750 --> 00:39:41,542
- Ooh! Ooh!
- What are you doing?

861
00:39:41,708 --> 00:39:43,333
- The strain!
- Get off!

862
00:39:43,500 --> 00:39:44,792
Oh! Oh!

863
00:39:48,750 --> 00:39:49,750
Corporal.

864
00:39:50,125 --> 00:39:52,083
Corporal.

865
00:39:52,250 --> 00:39:53,667
Corporal.

866
00:39:53,833 --> 00:39:55,542
Oh, no.

867
00:40:08,625 --> 00:40:09,458
No hope.

868
00:40:09,625 --> 00:40:10,458
Not today.

869
00:40:10,625 --> 00:40:11,958
You're all right.

870
00:40:12,125 --> 00:40:13,333
But, but...

871
00:40:13,500 --> 00:40:14,542
Doctor!

872
00:40:14,708 --> 00:40:17,250
I can feel it, a definite thump.

873
00:40:17,417 --> 00:40:19,542
Regularly? A boom-boom-boom?

874
00:40:19,708 --> 00:40:21,583
Boom-boom-boom. Th-that's it.

875
00:40:23,042 --> 00:40:26,500
Strong, that's your
heart beating normally.

876
00:40:41,125 --> 00:40:42,125
Hello.

877
00:40:43,583 --> 00:40:45,375
Hello.

878
00:40:45,542 --> 00:40:46,542
Lovely day.

879
00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:48,500
Passable kind of day, I suppose.

880
00:40:48,667 --> 00:40:49,867
If you haven't got great spots

881
00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:51,000
in front of your eyes.

882
00:40:51,167 --> 00:40:52,625
Oh, never mind.

883
00:40:52,792 --> 00:40:54,552
I'm sure it won't interfere
with your reading

884
00:40:54,708 --> 00:40:56,625
your letters when the post comes.

885
00:40:59,417 --> 00:41:00,917
- Me?
- Why not?

886
00:41:01,083 --> 00:41:02,923
Don't tell me that you haven't
got a girlfriend

887
00:41:03,083 --> 00:41:05,000
or um... wife?

888
00:41:07,833 --> 00:41:09,917
You haven't?

889
00:41:10,083 --> 00:41:11,458
Oh, good.

890
00:41:24,833 --> 00:41:26,500
From a honeymoon back to this.

891
00:41:26,667 --> 00:41:27,917
- Must be terrible.
- Yeah.

892
00:41:28,083 --> 00:41:30,123
We'll have a whip-round,
buy him a hot-water bottle.

893
00:41:30,167 --> 00:41:31,583
I say, he does look pale.

894
00:41:31,750 --> 00:41:33,000
Well, wouldn't you?

895
00:41:33,167 --> 00:41:35,268
Thinking of nine more weeks
without your little wifey?

896
00:41:35,292 --> 00:41:37,125
How was it, Charlie boy?

897
00:41:38,667 --> 00:41:40,067
Well, if you really want to know...

898
00:41:44,167 --> 00:41:46,917
We spent a good deal of time
in labor exchanges,

899
00:41:47,083 --> 00:41:49,792
fixing Mary up with a proper
temporary job in the naafi here

900
00:41:49,958 --> 00:41:52,000
for the next nine weeks.

901
00:41:54,125 --> 00:41:55,583
Anyone for bayonet practice?

902
00:41:57,500 --> 00:41:58,208
Right, now!

903
00:41:58,375 --> 00:41:59,695
Think of all the things you love!

904
00:41:59,750 --> 00:42:00,750
Freedom.

905
00:42:00,792 --> 00:42:02,292
The day of your release.

906
00:42:02,458 --> 00:42:03,458
The cup final.

907
00:42:03,583 --> 00:42:04,833
Me.

908
00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:06,083
Anything you like.

909
00:42:06,833 --> 00:42:10,625
This evil monster
stands between you and it.

910
00:42:10,792 --> 00:42:14,333
He'll kill you rather than see you get it.

911
00:42:14,500 --> 00:42:16,167
So, you have to kill him.

912
00:42:16,333 --> 00:42:18,583
You have no choice. Corporal.

913
00:42:18,750 --> 00:42:20,875
Yaaah!

914
00:42:21,042 --> 00:42:23,208
Argh! Argh! Argh!

915
00:42:25,917 --> 00:42:26,917
Right, you're all right.

916
00:42:28,125 --> 00:42:30,250
All right, now. One at a time.

917
00:42:30,417 --> 00:42:31,667
Remember you're soldiers,

918
00:42:31,833 --> 00:42:33,333
fighting for everything you love.

919
00:42:33,500 --> 00:42:35,083
Fueled with noble savagery.

920
00:42:35,250 --> 00:42:36,375
All right, let's have ya!

921
00:42:36,542 --> 00:42:39,208
En garde!

922
00:42:41,292 --> 00:42:42,500
Charge!

923
00:42:42,667 --> 00:42:43,708
Oh, dear.

924
00:42:52,083 --> 00:42:53,083
On your feet!

925
00:42:58,042 --> 00:42:59,042
Right, next!

926
00:42:59,125 --> 00:43:00,792
En garde!

927
00:43:00,958 --> 00:43:01,792
Charge!

928
00:43:01,958 --> 00:43:06,583
Aaahhh!

929
00:43:13,333 --> 00:43:14,500
Get back in line, will you?

930
00:43:14,667 --> 00:43:15,667
Not that way.

931
00:43:15,708 --> 00:43:16,868
'Round the back of the dummy.

932
00:43:19,625 --> 00:43:20,625
All right, next.

933
00:43:20,750 --> 00:43:21,750
En garde!

934
00:43:22,708 --> 00:43:23,792
Charge!

935
00:43:23,958 --> 00:43:25,958
Argh! Argh!

936
00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:40,042
Pick it up.

937
00:43:46,500 --> 00:43:47,583
En garde!

938
00:43:47,833 --> 00:43:48,667
Charge!

939
00:43:48,833 --> 00:43:55,167
Aaahhh!

940
00:43:55,875 --> 00:43:56,875
Next.

941
00:43:56,917 --> 00:43:58,208
En garde!

942
00:43:58,375 --> 00:43:59,375
Charge!

943
00:44:03,875 --> 00:44:05,476
Don't you think
this is a trifle out of date

944
00:44:05,500 --> 00:44:07,101
in a world bristling
with h-bombs, sergeant?

945
00:44:07,125 --> 00:44:08,292
Shut up!

946
00:44:08,458 --> 00:44:11,083
Aah! Now, then. You beast.

947
00:44:11,250 --> 00:44:12,917
Pest. Commoner.

948
00:44:13,083 --> 00:44:14,917
Have at you, varlet.

949
00:44:15,083 --> 00:44:17,333
Hand back that cup final ticket.

950
00:44:17,500 --> 00:44:19,333
Private Bailey, in answer
to your question,

951
00:44:19,500 --> 00:44:21,625
I'd back him against the h-bomb any day.

952
00:44:21,792 --> 00:44:22,625
You beast.

953
00:44:22,792 --> 00:44:24,458
Peasant. Commoner.

954
00:44:24,625 --> 00:44:26,184
Well, don't just stand there.
Help me get him out.

955
00:44:26,208 --> 00:44:28,792
You pirate. Take that. And that.

956
00:44:28,958 --> 00:44:30,208
Let go, this is my turn.

957
00:44:30,375 --> 00:44:31,167
Let go!

958
00:44:31,333 --> 00:44:32,750
Do you want to kill someone?

959
00:44:39,917 --> 00:44:44,083
Now, this is nice and slow,
so even you lot can manage.

960
00:44:44,250 --> 00:44:45,708
All right, corporal.

961
00:44:46,208 --> 00:44:47,292
Demonstrate.

962
00:44:50,458 --> 00:44:51,458
Now, pay attention.

963
00:44:52,375 --> 00:44:54,667
Slow... march!

964
00:45:00,042 --> 00:45:01,042
All right, corporal.

965
00:45:04,208 --> 00:45:06,375
Now, this is used on funerals.

966
00:45:06,542 --> 00:45:07,833
Work at it.

967
00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:09,920
If you're very lucky,
you'll be doing it at mine.

968
00:45:12,792 --> 00:45:14,583
Now, let's try it, shall we?

969
00:45:14,750 --> 00:45:15,875
Platoon!

970
00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:19,792
Platoon, to attention!

971
00:45:21,583 --> 00:45:23,750
Left turn!

972
00:45:27,625 --> 00:45:28,625
March!

973
00:45:29,583 --> 00:45:32,000
Left, right.

974
00:45:32,875 --> 00:45:36,833
Left, right. Left...

975
00:45:37,792 --> 00:45:39,143
- You kicked me.
- I didn't mean it.

976
00:45:39,167 --> 00:45:40,583
It was your fault.

977
00:45:40,750 --> 00:45:41,375
Halt!

978
00:45:41,542 --> 00:45:42,542
You shut up.

979
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:50,500
Blind, lame, that's what you are!

980
00:45:50,667 --> 00:45:51,708
All of you!

981
00:45:51,875 --> 00:45:53,000
Now, stand still!

982
00:45:55,042 --> 00:45:56,292
Now, as you were.

983
00:45:56,458 --> 00:45:57,917
Right, dress off.

984
00:45:58,083 --> 00:45:59,208
At the double.

985
00:46:01,333 --> 00:46:03,583
You misbegotten misfits.

986
00:46:03,750 --> 00:46:05,208
What do you think this is?

987
00:46:07,042 --> 00:46:08,625
What do you think I'm made of?

988
00:46:08,792 --> 00:46:09,792
Iron?

989
00:46:11,792 --> 00:46:14,500
I ought to bung the lot
of you in the guardroom.

990
00:46:14,667 --> 00:46:16,542
For persistent, unrelenting, blundering,

991
00:46:16,708 --> 00:46:18,208
malicious stupidity!

992
00:46:20,167 --> 00:46:21,833
I'll paralyze the lot of you!

993
00:46:23,833 --> 00:46:25,333
Look at you.

994
00:46:25,500 --> 00:46:26,684
Standing as if you're pregnant!

995
00:46:26,708 --> 00:46:27,893
Wouldn't surprise me after the way

996
00:46:27,917 --> 00:46:28,917
I've been mucked about.

997
00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:30,167
Shut up!

998
00:46:30,333 --> 00:46:31,542
Sergeant.

999
00:46:34,042 --> 00:46:35,208
All right.

1000
00:46:35,375 --> 00:46:36,958
Let's try it again, shall we?

1001
00:46:39,875 --> 00:46:41,500
Platoon!

1002
00:46:41,667 --> 00:46:43,042
Platoon, attention!

1003
00:46:43,208 --> 00:46:44,750
All right, now pay attention.

1004
00:46:44,917 --> 00:46:46,637
This morning, we're going on
with lesson one

1005
00:46:46,667 --> 00:46:49,500
on the light machine gun
commonly known as the bren.

1006
00:46:50,125 --> 00:46:50,958
Now, during this period,

1007
00:46:51,125 --> 00:46:52,625
I'm gonna show you how to strip it...

1008
00:46:53,917 --> 00:46:55,042
And assemble it.

1009
00:46:55,958 --> 00:46:57,417
Right, now, for normal stripping,

1010
00:46:57,583 --> 00:47:00,333
we divide the gun into four major parts.

1011
00:47:00,500 --> 00:47:01,667
Number one...

1012
00:47:04,333 --> 00:47:05,773
What's the matter with you, soldier?

1013
00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:09,458
Smell of the oil.

1014
00:47:09,625 --> 00:47:11,042
I've got an allergy to it.

1015
00:47:11,208 --> 00:47:13,542
Well, I've heard of
some dodges in my time.

1016
00:47:13,708 --> 00:47:14,750
Uh, excuse me.

1017
00:47:16,042 --> 00:47:16,625
What's your trouble?

1018
00:47:16,792 --> 00:47:18,542
Well, just a suggestion.

1019
00:47:18,708 --> 00:47:21,167
Why doesn't private strong
change places with me?

1020
00:47:22,083 --> 00:47:23,667
Are you taking the Mickey?

1021
00:47:23,833 --> 00:47:25,875
Well, let's see, shall we?

1022
00:47:26,042 --> 00:47:28,500
Private strong is affected
by the odor of oil,

1023
00:47:28,667 --> 00:47:29,958
I am not.

1024
00:47:30,125 --> 00:47:33,375
I make a suggestion intended
to help him and you.

1025
00:47:33,542 --> 00:47:34,917
Is that taking the Mickey...

1026
00:47:36,292 --> 00:47:37,292
Sergeant?

1027
00:47:40,250 --> 00:47:41,518
Does it really turn you up, son?

1028
00:47:41,542 --> 00:47:43,375
Something rotten.

1029
00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:47,059
What are you sitting down there for?

1030
00:47:47,083 --> 00:47:48,643
Change places with the man at the back!

1031
00:47:59,250 --> 00:48:01,000
Now, then.

1032
00:48:01,167 --> 00:48:02,292
Number one.

1033
00:48:03,958 --> 00:48:06,078
Remove the piston group
and place it on the right-hand

1034
00:48:06,208 --> 00:48:07,208
side of the gun.

1035
00:48:07,667 --> 00:48:08,458
Right.

1036
00:48:08,625 --> 00:48:09,375
Number two.

1037
00:48:09,542 --> 00:48:10,875
The barrel group.

1038
00:48:11,042 --> 00:48:14,375
Lift up the barrel-locking nut
as high as it'll go.

1039
00:48:14,542 --> 00:48:15,958
Take up the carrying handle,

1040
00:48:16,125 --> 00:48:19,208
and ease the barrel forward
until it is clear.

1041
00:48:19,375 --> 00:48:20,917
And place it on the right-hand side

1042
00:48:21,083 --> 00:48:22,083
of the piston group.

1043
00:48:23,625 --> 00:48:24,708
Number three.

1044
00:48:24,875 --> 00:48:26,000
The butt.

1045
00:48:27,083 --> 00:48:30,875
Lift up the gun gently,
and pull the butt back away

1046
00:48:31,042 --> 00:48:33,708
from the body and lay it
on the right-hand side

1047
00:48:33,875 --> 00:48:35,250
of the barrel group.

1048
00:48:35,417 --> 00:48:37,208
Right, number four.

1049
00:48:37,375 --> 00:48:38,958
To remove the last two groups,

1050
00:48:39,125 --> 00:48:40,542
grip the bi-pod in the left hand,

1051
00:48:40,708 --> 00:48:43,000
and turn the body of the gun towards you,

1052
00:48:43,167 --> 00:48:44,167
and it'll come apart.

1053
00:48:44,292 --> 00:48:46,172
Place the body of the gun
on the right-hand side

1054
00:48:46,292 --> 00:48:47,625
of the butt group,

1055
00:48:47,792 --> 00:48:49,917
and the bi-pod on the
right-hand side of the body.

1056
00:48:51,208 --> 00:48:51,917
There you are.

1057
00:48:52,083 --> 00:48:54,292
You now have your gun stripped down

1058
00:48:54,458 --> 00:48:55,708
into its four major groups.

1059
00:48:55,875 --> 00:48:56,958
Now, are there any...

1060
00:48:59,000 --> 00:49:00,667
Hey, you at the back!

1061
00:49:00,833 --> 00:49:01,917
Hey, you!

1062
00:49:03,583 --> 00:49:06,083
S-S-Sir. Sergeant!

1063
00:49:06,250 --> 00:49:07,970
What are you gawping out
of that window for?

1064
00:49:08,083 --> 00:49:09,684
I was listening, sergeant, really, I was.

1065
00:49:09,708 --> 00:49:11,348
Then you'll know all about it, won't you?

1066
00:49:12,375 --> 00:49:13,375
Up on your feet!

1067
00:49:16,042 --> 00:49:17,042
Come here.

1068
00:49:30,125 --> 00:49:32,375
So, you know all about the bren gun, eh?

1069
00:49:32,542 --> 00:49:33,958
Yes, sergeant.

1070
00:49:34,125 --> 00:49:35,417
There it is. Look at it.

1071
00:49:35,583 --> 00:49:37,542
I've stripped it down for you, haven't I?

1072
00:49:37,708 --> 00:49:38,917
Yes, sergeant.

1073
00:49:39,083 --> 00:49:40,458
Well, put it together again!

1074
00:50:10,958 --> 00:50:11,958
Sergeant.

1075
00:50:16,375 --> 00:50:17,500
Shut up, all of you!

1076
00:50:22,833 --> 00:50:24,309
Looks as though you was
listening, after all.

1077
00:50:24,333 --> 00:50:26,333
- I wasn't listening.
- Eh?

1078
00:50:26,500 --> 00:50:28,820
I used to work in the factory
where they make these things.

1079
00:50:33,333 --> 00:50:34,333
Good evening.

1080
00:50:34,458 --> 00:50:35,292
Evening.

1081
00:50:35,458 --> 00:50:36,750
Good evening, Mrs. Sage.

1082
00:50:36,917 --> 00:50:39,250
If you say that again,
I'll give you a thick ear.

1083
00:50:39,417 --> 00:50:41,125
No one's supposed to know.

1084
00:50:41,292 --> 00:50:43,417
Oh. I'm sorry.

1085
00:50:45,917 --> 00:50:47,667
I'd like a bar of chocolate, please, miss.

1086
00:50:56,167 --> 00:50:57,542
I say.

1087
00:50:57,708 --> 00:51:00,042
She didn't ask for the money.

1088
00:51:00,208 --> 00:51:01,333
Four pence.

1089
00:51:01,500 --> 00:51:02,583
Oh...

1090
00:51:13,125 --> 00:51:16,042
Well, look.

1091
00:51:16,208 --> 00:51:17,458
You see?

1092
00:51:17,625 --> 00:51:20,833
I c-can't keep my hand closed.

1093
00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:23,458
Every time I shut it, look, it flies open.

1094
00:51:23,625 --> 00:51:25,042
Because you want it to open.

1095
00:51:25,208 --> 00:51:26,292
No, I don't!

1096
00:51:26,458 --> 00:51:29,583
Look, this is a terrible affliction.

1097
00:51:29,750 --> 00:51:31,708
Oh! An hand with a will of its own.

1098
00:51:31,875 --> 00:51:33,333
It's...

1099
00:51:33,500 --> 00:51:35,250
It's psychosomatic.

1100
00:51:35,417 --> 00:51:38,500
Or maybe it's because
the t-tendons are like elastic.

1101
00:51:38,667 --> 00:51:39,667
Nonsense!

1102
00:51:40,875 --> 00:51:41,875
Oh.

1103
00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:43,917
Look, this one's starting now.

1104
00:51:44,083 --> 00:51:45,250
Open your hands.

1105
00:51:47,125 --> 00:51:48,583
Listen to me, strong.

1106
00:51:48,750 --> 00:51:50,292
This is frightening!

1107
00:51:50,458 --> 00:51:52,500
There's nothing wrong with your hands!

1108
00:51:52,667 --> 00:51:53,792
I want an X-ray.

1109
00:51:53,958 --> 00:51:54,667
Dismissed.

1110
00:51:54,833 --> 00:51:57,542
You've got no feeling for the sick.

1111
00:51:58,167 --> 00:51:59,667
I remind you, I am an officer.

1112
00:51:59,833 --> 00:52:03,583
And I remind you that I'm a sick man!

1113
00:52:10,333 --> 00:52:11,417
Dismissed.

1114
00:52:14,708 --> 00:52:15,958
See you tomorrow.

1115
00:52:16,250 --> 00:52:17,250
Fire!

1116
00:52:18,917 --> 00:52:19,917
Number two gun!

1117
00:52:20,083 --> 00:52:21,083
Fire!

1118
00:52:22,958 --> 00:52:24,792
Number three gun! Fire!

1119
00:52:30,542 --> 00:52:31,917
Detail, unload!

1120
00:52:33,208 --> 00:52:35,083
Two short of target and one outer?

1121
00:52:35,250 --> 00:52:36,708
That's bad. Wasteful.

1122
00:52:36,875 --> 00:52:38,083
This squad plus ammunition

1123
00:52:38,250 --> 00:52:39,917
equals increased army estimates.

1124
00:52:41,792 --> 00:52:42,832
Number one gun clear, sir.

1125
00:52:42,917 --> 00:52:44,042
Number two gun clear, sir.

1126
00:52:44,208 --> 00:52:45,328
Number three gun clear, sir.

1127
00:52:45,417 --> 00:52:46,583
Carry on, sergeant.

1128
00:52:46,750 --> 00:52:48,167
Detail, change.

1129
00:52:52,375 --> 00:52:54,125
Number one gun, load.

1130
00:52:55,833 --> 00:52:57,667
I said number one gun, load!

1131
00:52:57,833 --> 00:52:58,417
Get down.

1132
00:52:58,583 --> 00:53:00,125
But the ground's damp, sergeant.

1133
00:53:00,292 --> 00:53:01,559
I suffer from recurrent rheumatism.

1134
00:53:01,583 --> 00:53:02,893
You'll suffer from life imprisonment

1135
00:53:02,917 --> 00:53:03,917
if you don't get down!

1136
00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:05,500
Now, get down there and load.

1137
00:53:10,708 --> 00:53:12,750
- Uuh!
- Number two gun, load!

1138
00:53:16,750 --> 00:53:18,167
Raise your back sight, man.

1139
00:53:21,417 --> 00:53:22,417
He said your back sight.

1140
00:53:22,542 --> 00:53:23,708
Number three gun, load!

1141
00:53:30,917 --> 00:53:32,542
Excuse me.

1142
00:53:35,500 --> 00:53:37,167
So sorry. I'm all thumbs today.

1143
00:53:39,875 --> 00:53:41,958
Oh, champion platoon.

1144
00:53:42,125 --> 00:53:43,333
Carry on, corporal.

1145
00:53:45,792 --> 00:53:47,708
All right. Now, just like that.

1146
00:53:47,875 --> 00:53:49,875
One at a time. No delays.

1147
00:53:50,042 --> 00:53:51,042
Let's have you.

1148
00:53:54,708 --> 00:53:56,417
- Thank you, sergeant.
- Get back in line!

1149
00:53:56,583 --> 00:53:57,667
Right, next!

1150
00:54:04,000 --> 00:54:05,417
All right, next one.

1151
00:54:15,000 --> 00:54:16,000
Uuh!

1152
00:54:26,042 --> 00:54:27,792
Jump, man, jump.

1153
00:54:29,250 --> 00:54:30,250
Uh!

1154
00:54:32,167 --> 00:54:33,167
Jump, man, jump!

1155
00:54:33,333 --> 00:54:34,333
Come on, jump!

1156
00:54:34,417 --> 00:54:35,542
It's all right for you lot.

1157
00:54:35,708 --> 00:54:36,708
You haven't had a go yet.

1158
00:54:36,833 --> 00:54:37,833
Oh, my bones are weak.

1159
00:54:37,917 --> 00:54:38,917
Jump!

1160
00:54:39,333 --> 00:54:40,625
[Yelpsi

1161
00:54:41,208 --> 00:54:43,208
let go. Let go.

1162
00:54:45,167 --> 00:54:46,250
Let go!

1163
00:54:57,708 --> 00:54:58,851
Nora would have given
anything to have been

1164
00:54:58,875 --> 00:55:00,000
on that rope with Horace.

1165
00:55:00,833 --> 00:55:02,184
Short of being trapped together like that,

1166
00:55:02,208 --> 00:55:03,292
she'll never get with him.

1167
00:55:03,458 --> 00:55:05,417
He even avoids going into the naafi now.

1168
00:55:06,250 --> 00:55:07,250
Oh, Charlie.

1169
00:55:07,417 --> 00:55:09,292
I do wish we could do something for Nora.

1170
00:55:09,458 --> 00:55:11,083
She's so terribly unhappy.

1171
00:55:11,250 --> 00:55:12,917
Darling, I'd like to help,

1172
00:55:13,083 --> 00:55:14,792
but if he won't even talk to her...

1173
00:55:14,958 --> 00:55:16,583
He could be...

1174
00:55:16,750 --> 00:55:19,250
What did you say, "trapped"?

1175
00:55:19,417 --> 00:55:20,792
Did I say that?

1176
00:55:20,958 --> 00:55:22,684
Well, what are you going
to trap him with, a net?

1177
00:55:22,708 --> 00:55:24,250
A rope.

1178
00:55:24,417 --> 00:55:25,809
Oh... oh, now wait a minute, darling.

1179
00:55:25,833 --> 00:55:26,458
Now, we mustn't interfere.

1180
00:55:26,625 --> 00:55:28,583
Shh, darling. I'm thinking.

1181
00:55:28,750 --> 00:55:30,393
You haven't finished
the bread yet.

1182
00:55:30,417 --> 00:55:32,458
Oh, never mind about that.

1183
00:55:32,625 --> 00:55:35,250
But you've got an important
message to deliver.

1184
00:55:35,417 --> 00:55:37,125
From sergeant grimshawe.

1185
00:55:39,375 --> 00:55:41,792
I was told to r-report here
f-for fatigues.

1186
00:55:43,417 --> 00:55:44,417
Oh.

1187
00:55:45,458 --> 00:55:46,458
Well, come on in then.

1188
00:55:53,042 --> 00:55:54,875
You can help with these, if you like.

1189
00:56:07,042 --> 00:56:09,125
Jim, what's that word?

1190
00:56:10,500 --> 00:56:11,708
Obtuse.

1191
00:56:11,875 --> 00:56:13,250
What's it mean?

1192
00:56:13,417 --> 00:56:14,958
Unteachable.

1193
00:56:15,125 --> 00:56:16,667
Oh.

1194
00:56:16,833 --> 00:56:18,125
That's me.

1195
00:56:18,750 --> 00:56:20,042
I wish I was like you.

1196
00:56:20,208 --> 00:56:21,708
You're clever.

1197
00:56:22,333 --> 00:56:24,292
Knowledge in a nutshell, it says.

1198
00:56:24,917 --> 00:56:26,917
But I can't get it into my nut.

1199
00:56:28,375 --> 00:56:29,583
Jim...

1200
00:56:30,250 --> 00:56:31,810
I've been meaning to ask you for weeks.

1201
00:56:31,875 --> 00:56:32,875
What's the secret?

1202
00:56:33,417 --> 00:56:34,500
What secret?

1203
00:56:34,667 --> 00:56:35,667
How to learn.

1204
00:56:36,292 --> 00:56:37,042
There's no secret, you...

1205
00:56:37,208 --> 00:56:38,917
You just learn.

1206
00:56:40,875 --> 00:56:42,042
I've been in three squads

1207
00:56:42,208 --> 00:56:43,667
and I don't seem to learn nothing.

1208
00:56:47,208 --> 00:56:49,333
Take the rifle, for instance.

1209
00:56:49,500 --> 00:56:51,143
Sergeant Russell says
with one of these things

1210
00:56:51,167 --> 00:56:53,708
in my mitt, I'm a danger
to everyone except the enemy.

1211
00:56:53,875 --> 00:56:55,417
Then he's an idiot.

1212
00:56:55,583 --> 00:56:57,417
No, I'm the idiot.

1213
00:56:57,583 --> 00:56:58,917
Sergeant Russell said I was.

1214
00:56:59,083 --> 00:57:01,250
So did sergeant o'brien.

1215
00:57:01,417 --> 00:57:03,708
Do you mean to tell me
that neither of them

1216
00:57:03,875 --> 00:57:07,458
could show you a simple thing
like the workings of a rifle?

1217
00:57:07,625 --> 00:57:08,708
Oh, they showed me.

1218
00:57:08,875 --> 00:57:10,792
So did sergeant grimshawe.

1219
00:57:10,958 --> 00:57:12,118
But I was always at the back,

1220
00:57:12,208 --> 00:57:14,583
and they don't half talk fast.

1221
00:57:14,750 --> 00:57:15,583
Now, look.

1222
00:57:15,750 --> 00:57:16,875
There's nothing to it.

1223
00:57:17,042 --> 00:57:20,000
For a start, this is the safety catch.

1224
00:57:20,167 --> 00:57:23,667
Now, nothing can go wrong
once it's this way.

1225
00:57:25,458 --> 00:57:26,458
Oh.

1226
00:57:27,417 --> 00:57:28,417
That way.

1227
00:57:29,375 --> 00:57:31,208
What are you on fatigues for?

1228
00:57:31,375 --> 00:57:32,917
'Cause I wouldn't let go of a rope.

1229
00:57:36,125 --> 00:57:37,625
Don't talk much, do you?

1230
00:57:37,792 --> 00:57:39,417
What's there to talk about?

1231
00:57:39,583 --> 00:57:40,667
Oh...

1232
00:57:43,042 --> 00:57:44,750
Life. Huh.

1233
00:57:45,417 --> 00:57:46,583
Infection.

1234
00:57:48,167 --> 00:57:49,583
Decay...

1235
00:57:49,750 --> 00:57:51,667
And death, that's life.

1236
00:57:52,500 --> 00:57:53,875
What's your name?

1237
00:57:54,042 --> 00:57:55,417
What's it to you?

1238
00:57:55,583 --> 00:57:57,463
I'm just an anonymous
blob of khaki, that's all.

1239
00:57:57,625 --> 00:57:58,667
I'm just a...

1240
00:57:58,833 --> 00:58:00,083
No, you're not.

1241
00:58:00,250 --> 00:58:02,042
I know your name, anyway.

1242
00:58:03,042 --> 00:58:04,042
How?

1243
00:58:04,167 --> 00:58:06,417
I made it my business to find out.

1244
00:58:06,583 --> 00:58:07,875
Why?

1245
00:58:09,833 --> 00:58:11,000
Can't you guess?

1246
00:58:13,625 --> 00:58:14,625
There. That's it.

1247
00:58:14,708 --> 00:58:16,042
- Looks easy enough.
- It is.

1248
00:58:16,208 --> 00:58:18,458
Actually, it's quite well designed.

1249
00:58:18,625 --> 00:58:19,792
Let me have a go.

1250
00:58:22,625 --> 00:58:23,875
- Like that, Jim?
- That's it.

1251
00:58:27,458 --> 00:58:29,750
I've been trying to tell you
ever since I first saw you.

1252
00:58:29,917 --> 00:58:30,667
[Yelpsi

1253
00:58:30,833 --> 00:58:32,042
you're on me toe.

1254
00:58:32,208 --> 00:58:34,208
Oh, I'm sorry. But you're in my heart.

1255
00:58:34,375 --> 00:58:35,535
- Here.
- Well, don't do that.

1256
00:58:35,625 --> 00:58:36,726
You'll do yourself an injury.

1257
00:58:36,750 --> 00:58:38,083
Oh, what does it matter?

1258
00:58:38,250 --> 00:58:40,708
If you don't respond to me,
I might as well be dead.

1259
00:58:40,875 --> 00:58:42,708
Oh, Horace, I'm a woman,

1260
00:58:42,875 --> 00:58:46,083
violent and passionate, and I'm yours.

1261
00:58:46,250 --> 00:58:47,625
Let's got on with the fatigues.

1262
00:58:47,792 --> 00:58:49,458
There aren't any. It was a trick.

1263
00:58:49,625 --> 00:58:51,000
A t... a trick?

1264
00:58:51,167 --> 00:58:53,542
Oh, I was desperate to be alone with you.

1265
00:58:53,708 --> 00:58:55,500
The message from the sergeant

1266
00:58:55,667 --> 00:58:56,958
it was from me.

1267
00:58:57,125 --> 00:58:59,333
Wha... Charlie!

1268
00:58:59,500 --> 00:59:00,500
Charlie, you rotten s...

1269
00:59:00,667 --> 00:59:04,000
Oh, Horace. Oh, I do love you.

1270
00:59:04,167 --> 00:59:06,333
What? I'll murder him. I will.

1271
00:59:06,500 --> 00:59:08,125
I'll breathe germs on him, I'll...

1272
00:59:08,292 --> 00:59:11,000
Why are you so frightened of love, Horace?

1273
00:59:11,167 --> 00:59:13,000
Let me get out.

1274
00:59:13,167 --> 00:59:14,268
I'm hi. I've got to take a pill.

1275
00:59:14,292 --> 00:59:17,417
Oh, no, it's not a pill
that you need, my darling.

1276
00:59:17,583 --> 00:59:18,792
It's me.

1277
00:59:18,958 --> 00:59:21,292
Oh, imagine the bliss of
having someone to love you,

1278
00:59:21,458 --> 00:59:23,042
and someone to take care of you.

1279
00:59:23,208 --> 00:59:24,208
Please.

1280
00:59:24,250 --> 00:59:25,042
Someone might hear you.

1281
00:59:25,208 --> 00:59:27,583
Oh, let the whole world hear.

1282
00:59:27,750 --> 00:59:30,958
But we must give ourselves
time to get to know each other.

1283
00:59:31,125 --> 00:59:33,083
Say about, um...

1284
00:59:33,250 --> 00:59:34,458
Half an hour?

1285
00:59:39,250 --> 00:59:40,000
What's your name?

1286
00:59:40,167 --> 00:59:42,708
Oh! Oh, at last.

1287
00:59:42,875 --> 00:59:43,875
It's Nora.

1288
00:59:46,125 --> 00:59:47,208
- Nora.
- Hmm.

1289
00:59:49,542 --> 00:59:50,542
Good night!

1290
00:59:53,708 --> 00:59:56,000
Oh, Horace. Come back.

1291
00:59:56,625 --> 00:59:57,958
Ah, there's nothing to it.

1292
00:59:58,125 --> 01:00:00,583
With his background, Heywood
will be an absolute cakewalk...

1293
01:00:03,000 --> 01:00:04,417
Hey! That man!

1294
01:00:05,542 --> 01:00:06,375
Horace!

1295
01:00:06,542 --> 01:00:08,625
Horace, come back.

1296
01:00:08,792 --> 01:00:09,583
Horace!

1297
01:00:09,750 --> 01:00:11,583
Well, I'm glad he's useful at something.

1298
01:00:12,042 --> 01:00:14,583
Left, right! Left, right! Party, halt!

1299
01:00:16,250 --> 01:00:17,708
Private Heywood, sir.

1300
01:00:17,875 --> 01:00:18,958
Uh, Heywood.

1301
01:00:19,125 --> 01:00:21,375
I've asked sergeant grimshawe
to keep an eye on you.

1302
01:00:21,542 --> 01:00:23,583
He has, and so have I.

1303
01:00:23,750 --> 01:00:25,417
And despite certain unfortunate incidents

1304
01:00:25,583 --> 01:00:27,458
in which you were involved, you're here.

1305
01:00:27,625 --> 01:00:28,917
Yes, sir.

1306
01:00:29,083 --> 01:00:30,083
Why, sir?

1307
01:00:30,208 --> 01:00:31,583
Well, can't you guess?

1308
01:00:31,750 --> 01:00:34,042
I haven't the faintest idea, sir.

1309
01:00:34,208 --> 01:00:36,083
Modest. Honest.

1310
01:00:36,250 --> 01:00:37,393
I think we're right about
this man, sergeant.

1311
01:00:37,417 --> 01:00:38,875
Thank you, sir.

1312
01:00:39,042 --> 01:00:40,208
Hi! This in, Heywood.

1313
01:00:41,000 --> 01:00:42,708
I don't have to, do I, sir?

1314
01:00:42,875 --> 01:00:44,875
What? Well, I...

1315
01:00:45,292 --> 01:00:47,667
It's not an order,
Heywood, but... surely...

1316
01:00:47,833 --> 01:00:50,250
Oh, well, that's all right, then, sir.

1317
01:00:50,417 --> 01:00:52,083
I don't want to be an officer, sir.

1318
01:00:53,333 --> 01:00:54,768
The principle of heredity shattered.

1319
01:00:54,792 --> 01:00:55,792
Explain.

1320
01:00:56,167 --> 01:00:58,958
Well, sir, what were your father,
grandfather, and uncle?

1321
01:00:59,125 --> 01:01:01,250
Oh, perfect.

1322
01:01:01,417 --> 01:01:03,917
Potts, potts and potts.
Porcelain manufacturers.

1323
01:01:04,083 --> 01:01:05,083
And you're in the army.

1324
01:01:05,167 --> 01:01:07,208
Well, of course. The army's my whole life.

1325
01:01:07,375 --> 01:01:09,000
Principle of heredity shattered, sir.

1326
01:01:09,167 --> 01:01:10,417
Just like me.

1327
01:01:10,583 --> 01:01:12,958
I mean, my people are senior
officers, I know, sir, but...

1328
01:01:13,125 --> 01:01:15,059
General plus air commodore
plus rear admiral equals me,

1329
01:01:15,083 --> 01:01:16,083
I'm afraid, sir.

1330
01:01:16,208 --> 01:01:18,042
Just an ordinary national serviceman.

1331
01:01:18,208 --> 01:01:20,583
I'm just not a leader of men. Sorry, sir.

1332
01:01:23,125 --> 01:01:25,625
Dismissed. Carry on, sergeant.

1333
01:01:27,042 --> 01:01:28,042
Yes, sir.

1334
01:01:28,125 --> 01:01:29,667
Party, left turn. Quick march.

1335
01:01:29,833 --> 01:01:31,625
Left, right, left, right, left, right.

1336
01:01:45,875 --> 01:01:46,625
Morning.

1337
01:01:46,792 --> 01:01:47,792
Morning. What's wrong?

1338
01:01:47,833 --> 01:01:49,333
- Stomach.
- Too often?

1339
01:01:49,500 --> 01:01:50,875
- Not enough.
- Number nines.

1340
01:01:51,042 --> 01:01:52,583
- Have complications.
- Give them time.

1341
01:01:52,750 --> 01:01:54,542
- See you tomorrow.
- Dismissed.

1342
01:02:11,625 --> 01:02:13,333
Button undone.

1343
01:02:41,500 --> 01:02:42,708
That man!

1344
01:02:43,542 --> 01:02:44,809
Take your hands out of your pockets!

1345
01:02:44,833 --> 01:02:45,833
I beg your pardon?

1346
01:02:47,042 --> 01:02:49,083
Take your hands out of your pockets.

1347
01:02:49,708 --> 01:02:52,042
Oh, I'm so sorry, sergeant.

1348
01:03:01,167 --> 01:03:02,875
Guh-gah!

1349
01:03:06,125 --> 01:03:07,708
Get your hair cut in the morning.

1350
01:03:24,583 --> 01:03:25,958
I've seen better.

1351
01:03:31,417 --> 01:03:33,417
'Ere, didn't he say Pierce the tin?

1352
01:03:33,583 --> 01:03:35,125
I heard what he said.

1353
01:03:35,292 --> 01:03:36,500
On your feet!

1354
01:03:40,667 --> 01:03:43,208
Well, there's one job you
couldn't make a mess of, eh?

1355
01:03:43,375 --> 01:03:46,083
Well, it's not too bad. Hope for you yet.

1356
01:03:46,250 --> 01:03:48,583
Perseverance plus common sense equals...

1357
01:04:01,958 --> 01:04:02,958
Morning, strong.

1358
01:04:03,042 --> 01:04:04,083
It's me scalp.

1359
01:04:04,250 --> 01:04:06,000
I've got a kind of nervous itch.

1360
01:04:06,167 --> 01:04:07,708
Oh, really?

1361
01:04:13,375 --> 01:04:14,833
Aren't you even gonna examine me?

1362
01:04:15,000 --> 01:04:17,500
No. I'm taking you for a ride.

1363
01:04:18,583 --> 01:04:19,583
Hey?

1364
01:04:19,750 --> 01:04:20,917
Come on, then.

1365
01:04:22,333 --> 01:04:23,917
Platoon!

1366
01:04:24,083 --> 01:04:26,208
Platoon, attention!

1367
01:04:32,292 --> 01:04:34,875
Stand them at ease, please, sergeant.

1368
01:04:35,667 --> 01:04:37,333
Platoon, stand at ease!

1369
01:04:38,375 --> 01:04:40,208
Well, this is your last day of training.

1370
01:04:41,625 --> 01:04:43,458
Tomorrow you'll get proficiency tests

1371
01:04:44,250 --> 01:04:46,083
and a passing-out parade.

1372
01:04:46,792 --> 01:04:49,917
And you'll finish the worst
of all the platoons here.

1373
01:04:52,250 --> 01:04:53,333
Someone's got to be bottom.

1374
01:04:53,500 --> 01:04:55,833
Get that cut in the morning. You.

1375
01:04:56,000 --> 01:04:59,167
Someone's got to be bottom,
but this is absolute extremism.

1376
01:05:01,583 --> 01:05:03,375
Utter disgrace.

1377
01:05:03,542 --> 01:05:05,708
Platoon's a shambles.

1378
01:05:05,875 --> 01:05:08,375
Worst we've ever had here at heathercrest.

1379
01:05:09,542 --> 01:05:10,875
Glad to see the back of you!

1380
01:05:13,625 --> 01:05:17,125
Clumsy fools plus innate idleness...

1381
01:05:17,292 --> 01:05:18,292
Equals you!

1382
01:05:18,333 --> 01:05:19,583
All of you!

1383
01:05:21,167 --> 01:05:22,833
Carry on, sergeant.

1384
01:05:30,667 --> 01:05:31,750
Well, you heard!

1385
01:05:33,125 --> 01:05:36,333
Gentlemen, this is the case in question.

1386
01:05:36,958 --> 01:05:39,458
Private Horace strong.

1387
01:05:39,625 --> 01:05:42,458
He has reported sick
every day for ten weeks.

1388
01:05:43,167 --> 01:05:45,708
His ailments are varied and elusive,

1389
01:05:45,875 --> 01:05:48,833
so far as I, a mere gp, can diagnose.

1390
01:05:49,000 --> 01:05:51,708
You gentlemen are specialists.

1391
01:05:51,875 --> 01:05:53,958
I thank you for agreeing to help

1392
01:05:54,125 --> 01:05:56,250
by means of a thorough examination.

1393
01:05:57,542 --> 01:05:58,708
He's all yours.

1394
01:06:03,750 --> 01:06:05,750
Oh, I... I do apologize, ma'am.

1395
01:06:05,917 --> 01:06:08,542
I... I've misjudged you.

1396
01:06:08,708 --> 01:06:10,708
You've got a real feeling for the sick.

1397
01:06:10,875 --> 01:06:13,125
Oh, I can't tell you
how much I appreciate...

1398
01:06:18,500 --> 01:06:19,667
All right, turn around.

1399
01:06:21,625 --> 01:06:23,125
Now, breathe deeply.

1400
01:06:23,708 --> 01:06:25,083
In, out.

1401
01:06:27,917 --> 01:06:28,667
Say 99.

1402
01:06:28,833 --> 01:06:29,833
Ninety... Nine.

1403
01:06:29,917 --> 01:06:30,917
O-Oi!

1404
01:06:31,083 --> 01:06:32,250
Something's wrong, eh?

1405
01:06:32,417 --> 01:06:33,417
Congratulations.

1406
01:06:33,542 --> 01:06:34,601
You have a perfect heart and lungs.

1407
01:06:34,625 --> 01:06:37,583
Wh...? No, doctor.

1408
01:06:37,750 --> 01:06:39,708
My heart hangs by a thread.

1409
01:06:39,875 --> 01:06:41,208
By a rope, my boy.

1410
01:06:41,375 --> 01:06:42,125
Rope?

1411
01:06:42,292 --> 01:06:43,875
What's he mean?

1412
01:06:46,292 --> 01:06:48,042
He doesn't understand. My heart...

1413
01:06:48,208 --> 01:06:49,208
Lie down.

1414
01:06:52,083 --> 01:06:53,833
Good. How's that?

1415
01:06:55,083 --> 01:06:56,792
Remarkable. Stand up.

1416
01:06:57,792 --> 01:06:58,958
Stand still.

1417
01:07:00,417 --> 01:07:01,417
Cough.

1418
01:07:02,417 --> 01:07:03,875
- Aha!
- Aha!

1419
01:07:04,042 --> 01:07:06,000
- You see?
- Fantastic.

1420
01:07:07,042 --> 01:07:08,042
Your stomach's a model.

1421
01:07:08,125 --> 01:07:10,167
You've got a digestive system
like an incinerator.

1422
01:07:10,333 --> 01:07:12,250
No sign of hernia, pulse normal.

1423
01:07:12,417 --> 01:07:13,417
Next cubicle.

1424
01:07:13,542 --> 01:07:14,833
Pulse normal?

1425
01:07:15,000 --> 01:07:17,083
But, doctor, I'm in a state
of nervous tension.

1426
01:07:17,250 --> 01:07:18,583
All the more remarkable.

1427
01:07:24,167 --> 01:07:25,500
Roll up your sleeve.

1428
01:07:26,583 --> 01:07:27,976
Sphygmomanometer's ready, Dr. Clark.

1429
01:07:28,000 --> 01:07:28,542
Mm-hmm. Good.

1430
01:07:28,708 --> 01:07:30,125
Sphygmom... sph... sph...?

1431
01:07:30,292 --> 01:07:32,583
Relax, strong, relax.

1432
01:07:33,375 --> 01:07:35,250
Now, we'll see something, ma'am.

1433
01:07:35,417 --> 01:07:37,167
Only your blood pressure.

1434
01:07:45,042 --> 01:07:46,042
120.

1435
01:07:46,125 --> 01:07:47,208
That's high.

1436
01:07:48,458 --> 01:07:49,708
That's low.

1437
01:07:50,458 --> 01:07:52,250
120 over 80. Textbook reading.

1438
01:07:52,417 --> 01:07:53,250
It's quite normal.

1439
01:07:53,417 --> 01:07:54,958
But, doctor! Please!

1440
01:07:55,125 --> 01:07:56,708
The blood's singing in my ears.

1441
01:07:56,875 --> 01:07:58,792
I'm not surprised.
It should be very happy.

1442
01:08:03,208 --> 01:08:04,250
Stand there.

1443
01:08:06,917 --> 01:08:08,167
[Yelpsi

1444
01:08:17,500 --> 01:08:18,875
Ever been a blood donor?

1445
01:08:19,042 --> 01:08:20,292
Who'd want that?

1446
01:08:20,458 --> 01:08:23,750
Everybody. Hemoglobin is 100%.

1447
01:08:23,917 --> 01:08:25,667
I'm getting out of here?

1448
01:08:25,833 --> 01:08:26,993
They're just a bunch of vets.

1449
01:08:30,667 --> 01:08:32,875
Ah, splendid. Open up here, please.

1450
01:08:33,042 --> 01:08:34,500
Come along here.

1451
01:08:35,125 --> 01:08:37,167
That's fine. Hands on hips.

1452
01:08:41,167 --> 01:08:42,208
Gentlemen, you must look!

1453
01:08:44,250 --> 01:08:45,250
Strong.

1454
01:08:45,333 --> 01:08:46,667
Gentlemen, look at this.

1455
01:08:47,583 --> 01:08:48,583
Superb!

1456
01:08:48,708 --> 01:08:49,792
What a rib cage!

1457
01:08:49,958 --> 01:08:50,542
Magnificent!

1458
01:08:50,708 --> 01:08:52,292
If only it were in color.

1459
01:08:52,458 --> 01:08:55,083
Oh, doctor, please.

1460
01:08:55,250 --> 01:08:57,000
No, the machine's all wrong.

1461
01:08:57,167 --> 01:08:59,375
Look, my ribs are all short
and they're sharp.

1462
01:08:59,542 --> 01:09:01,750
I live in constant dread
of them puncturing my lungs.

1463
01:09:01,917 --> 01:09:03,167
Oh, out of the question!

1464
01:09:03,333 --> 01:09:04,976
Your bone structure
is in perfect proportion.

1465
01:09:05,000 --> 01:09:07,833
Besides, your lungs have
the texture of asbestos.

1466
01:09:10,083 --> 01:09:13,125
I'm ill. I'm ill, I tell you.

1467
01:09:13,292 --> 01:09:16,417
Gentlemen, there's only
one Avenue left open to us.

1468
01:09:16,583 --> 01:09:17,833
Psychiatry.

1469
01:09:18,000 --> 01:09:19,958
Psychiatry!

1470
01:09:22,417 --> 01:09:23,208
Oh, doctor!

1471
01:09:23,375 --> 01:09:24,375
You'll understand.

1472
01:09:24,500 --> 01:09:26,125
Yes, yes, of course. Lie down.

1473
01:09:28,708 --> 01:09:29,875
Relax.

1474
01:09:31,542 --> 01:09:33,250
What's the first thing you remember?

1475
01:09:33,417 --> 01:09:34,083
My mother.

1476
01:09:34,250 --> 01:09:35,530
- What was she doing?
- Sneezing.

1477
01:09:36,167 --> 01:09:38,667
I see. Now, association test.

1478
01:09:38,833 --> 01:09:41,250
Say whatever comes into
your mind after what I say.

1479
01:09:43,375 --> 01:09:44,542
- Mother.
- Cold.

1480
01:09:44,708 --> 01:09:45,542
- Cold.
- Sneezing.

1481
01:09:45,708 --> 01:09:46,708
- Sneezing.
- Me.

1482
01:09:46,750 --> 01:09:47,750
- You.
- Pills.

1483
01:09:47,875 --> 01:09:48,958
- Pills.
- Water.

1484
01:09:49,125 --> 01:09:50,125
- Water.
- Wet.

1485
01:09:50,167 --> 01:09:52,583
- Again, water.
- Washing up.

1486
01:09:52,750 --> 01:09:53,750
-Washing up. “Nappy-

1487
01:09:53,792 --> 01:09:55,083
“nappy... Nora.

1488
01:09:59,167 --> 01:10:00,167
Nora.

1489
01:10:09,667 --> 01:10:10,875
Nora.

1490
01:10:24,750 --> 01:10:25,750
Hi, baby.

1491
01:10:39,083 --> 01:10:40,083
Come 'ere.

1492
01:10:42,333 --> 01:10:43,851
Whatever's the matter with you, Horace?

1493
01:10:43,875 --> 01:10:45,250
Are you ill or something?

1494
01:10:45,417 --> 01:10:47,833
III? What, me?

1495
01:10:48,000 --> 01:10:49,917
Your marbles must be loose.

1496
01:10:51,042 --> 01:10:53,083
Ooh, whatever's happened to you, Horace?

1497
01:10:53,708 --> 01:10:55,042
You answer the questions, kid.

1498
01:10:57,083 --> 01:10:58,167
Want to be my doll?

1499
01:11:02,708 --> 01:11:05,125
But not the sort that goes "mama"
when I squeeze it.

1500
01:11:05,750 --> 01:11:06,875
Okay?

1501
01:11:07,583 --> 01:11:09,223
I'll have to have time to think about it.

1502
01:11:09,917 --> 01:11:11,833
Okay. Think.

1503
01:11:14,708 --> 01:11:16,500
Time's up. Through there. Move.

1504
01:11:16,667 --> 01:11:19,083
Oh! Oh, Horace.

1505
01:11:22,792 --> 01:11:24,625
What a right bunch they turned out to be.

1506
01:11:24,792 --> 01:11:26,833
Oh, just luck. Rotten bad luck.

1507
01:11:28,625 --> 01:11:29,905
I must have stood under a ladder

1508
01:11:30,000 --> 01:11:33,125
and kicked 13 black cats
some time or other.

1509
01:11:33,292 --> 01:11:34,542
Well, don't worry, sarge,

1510
01:11:34,708 --> 01:11:36,458
it'll all be behind you
this time tomorrow.

1511
01:11:37,708 --> 01:11:38,833
Your last day in the army.

1512
01:11:39,000 --> 01:11:40,917
I wish it had turned out
the way you wanted it.

1513
01:11:41,083 --> 01:11:43,833
You know, you at the head
of a champion platoon.

1514
01:11:44,000 --> 01:11:44,667
Yes.

1515
01:11:44,833 --> 01:11:47,153
It isn't given to every man
to achieve his life's ambition.

1516
01:11:47,667 --> 01:11:49,417
Certainly not to me.

1517
01:11:50,458 --> 01:11:52,417
However, I hope
when you get the other one up,

1518
01:11:52,583 --> 01:11:54,417
you'll have better luck than I had.

1519
01:11:56,042 --> 01:11:56,875
Good night.

1520
01:11:57,042 --> 01:11:58,542
Good night, sarge.

1521
01:11:59,500 --> 01:12:00,958
Don't be daft, Herbert.

1522
01:12:01,125 --> 01:12:03,167
Characters like grimshawe
don't leave the army.

1523
01:12:03,333 --> 01:12:05,167
They can't. They've taken root.

1524
01:12:05,333 --> 01:12:07,500
Listen, I heard him talking about it.

1525
01:12:07,667 --> 01:12:09,917
Tomorrow's his last day in the army.

1526
01:12:10,083 --> 01:12:11,763
Well, best of British luck to the old b...

1527
01:12:12,917 --> 01:12:14,208
Oh, all right, then.

1528
01:12:14,375 --> 01:12:16,215
Perhaps he isn't
such a bad old buzzard, is he?

1529
01:12:16,500 --> 01:12:18,458
Best sergeant I ever served under.

1530
01:12:18,625 --> 01:12:19,625
Let's give him a present.

1531
01:12:20,083 --> 01:12:21,917
I know what he'd like. Us.

1532
01:12:22,083 --> 01:12:23,375
The champion platoon tomorrow.

1533
01:12:24,333 --> 01:12:25,333
What a hope.

1534
01:12:25,375 --> 01:12:27,167
Aye, he would like that.

1535
01:12:27,333 --> 01:12:29,417
I heard him saying just that
to corporal copping.

1536
01:12:29,583 --> 01:12:30,792
No, it's impossible.

1537
01:12:30,958 --> 01:12:33,042
Any case, why should
we knock ourselves out

1538
01:12:33,208 --> 01:12:34,667
after the way he's chased us around?

1539
01:12:34,833 --> 01:12:36,750
When did he ever chase you, Andy?

1540
01:12:36,917 --> 01:12:38,542
Or any of us, for that matter.

1541
01:12:38,708 --> 01:12:41,250
He's yelled a lot,
but sergeants can't talk quietly.

1542
01:12:41,875 --> 01:12:42,875
If he'd wanted to,

1543
01:12:42,958 --> 01:12:44,934
he could have had all of us
inside over and over again.

1544
01:12:44,958 --> 01:12:47,375
Yeah, that's right.
I wonder why he didn't.

1545
01:12:47,542 --> 01:12:48,958
Excuse me.

1546
01:12:50,167 --> 01:12:53,292
Perhaps he's been trying
a sociological experiment, too.

1547
01:12:53,458 --> 01:12:54,583
Eh?

1548
01:12:54,750 --> 01:12:58,625
As miles said, grimshawe could
have made life purgatory for us.

1549
01:12:58,792 --> 01:13:00,500
- He didn't. Why?
- Why, Jim?

1550
01:13:00,667 --> 01:13:02,125
My theory is this.

1551
01:13:02,292 --> 01:13:05,625
With us, his last platoon,
grimshawe tries the experiment

1552
01:13:05,792 --> 01:13:08,625
of deliberately putting a brake
on his disciplinary powers,

1553
01:13:08,792 --> 01:13:11,875
relying instead,
purely on his personality.

1554
01:13:12,042 --> 01:13:15,667
In my opinion, such
an experiment deserves success.

1555
01:13:15,833 --> 01:13:16,875
Boys”.

1556
01:13:17,333 --> 01:13:20,333
We shall be champion platoon tomorrow.

1557
01:13:20,500 --> 01:13:21,667
You're barmy.

1558
01:13:21,833 --> 01:13:23,583
We can but try
if the others will cooperate.

1559
01:13:23,750 --> 01:13:24,750
What do you say?

1560
01:13:24,917 --> 01:13:25,917
Go on, boys. Try.

1561
01:13:26,000 --> 01:13:26,833
Okay.

1562
01:13:27,000 --> 01:13:28,000
What have we got to lose?

1563
01:13:28,500 --> 01:13:29,167
Nothing.

1564
01:13:29,333 --> 01:13:30,893
Come on, let's tell the others.

1565
01:13:30,917 --> 01:13:33,583
Blimey. We'd forgotten Horace.

1566
01:13:33,750 --> 01:13:35,375
- That's torn it.
- Wait a minute.

1567
01:13:35,542 --> 01:13:38,042
Horace, we've decided to
knock their eyes out tomorrow,

1568
01:13:38,208 --> 01:13:39,292
to come right out on top.

1569
01:13:40,583 --> 01:13:41,583
Okay.

1570
01:13:44,292 --> 01:13:46,000
You know, everything.

1571
01:13:46,167 --> 01:13:48,083
Ropes, bayonet, grenades.

1572
01:13:53,292 --> 01:13:54,375
Ropes...

1573
01:13:55,208 --> 01:13:56,500
Bayonet...

1574
01:13:56,667 --> 01:13:57,917
Grenades.

1575
01:14:05,000 --> 01:14:06,125
Okay.

1576
01:14:21,167 --> 01:14:22,625
Nora.

1577
01:14:56,833 --> 01:14:59,458
You understand what I'm saying,
corporal, don't you?

1578
01:15:00,583 --> 01:15:01,726
You're a man short, sergeant.

1579
01:15:01,750 --> 01:15:03,500
That's right. One man sick. Appendicitis.

1580
01:15:03,667 --> 01:15:04,792
I'm taking his place.

1581
01:15:06,542 --> 01:15:07,167
Who sent you?

1582
01:15:07,333 --> 01:15:08,833
No one. I'm volunteering.

1583
01:15:09,000 --> 01:15:10,583
On top of everything, this!

1584
01:15:10,750 --> 01:15:13,250
Well, what have we got to lose?

1585
01:15:13,417 --> 01:15:14,657
All right, brown, get in there.

1586
01:15:15,333 --> 01:15:15,875
Thank you, sergeant.

1587
01:15:16,042 --> 01:15:18,333
Well, I shan't be needing
these chits anymore, corporal.

1588
01:15:21,250 --> 01:15:23,208
Well, I hope he's got his braces on.

1589
01:15:26,375 --> 01:15:27,500
Platoon!

1590
01:15:28,458 --> 01:15:30,792
Platoon, attention!

1591
01:15:31,958 --> 01:15:33,875
Move to the left in threes.

1592
01:15:35,042 --> 01:15:36,917
Left turn!

1593
01:15:38,167 --> 01:15:42,208
By the right, quick march!

1594
01:15:53,917 --> 01:15:55,042
I don't believe it.

1595
01:15:58,292 --> 01:15:59,292
Come on.

1596
01:16:02,417 --> 01:16:05,208
Left, left, left!

1597
01:16:14,750 --> 01:16:17,333
Number three gun, fire!

1598
01:16:20,083 --> 01:16:21,667
Fifteen bulls.

1599
01:16:22,667 --> 01:16:24,042
Fifteen bulls?

1600
01:16:25,375 --> 01:16:26,542
Maximum.

1601
01:16:27,375 --> 01:16:28,375
Maximum.

1602
01:16:30,458 --> 01:16:31,625
Well, carry on, sergeant.

1603
01:16:33,250 --> 01:16:34,958
- Detail!
- Oh, yeah.

1604
01:16:35,708 --> 01:16:36,708
Detail, change!

1605
01:16:37,417 --> 01:16:38,792
Number one gun clear, sir!

1606
01:16:38,958 --> 01:16:40,042
Number two gun clear, sir.

1607
01:16:40,208 --> 01:16:42,583
All right, boys.
Show them what you can do.

1608
01:16:42,750 --> 01:16:44,208
En garde!

1609
01:16:44,375 --> 01:16:45,375
Charge!

1610
01:16:47,333 --> 01:16:49,333
En garde! Charge!

1611
01:16:51,250 --> 01:16:54,208
En garde! Charge!

1612
01:16:54,375 --> 01:16:55,917
Charge!

1613
01:16:56,667 --> 01:16:58,167
En garde! Charge!

1614
01:16:58,333 --> 01:17:00,375
En garde! Charge!

1615
01:17:02,417 --> 01:17:07,417
En garde! Charge!

1616
01:17:08,542 --> 01:17:09,917
Very military.

1617
01:17:30,083 --> 01:17:33,167
All right, lads. You're doing well.

1618
01:17:33,333 --> 01:17:36,375
And remember, it's our last chance.

1619
01:17:36,542 --> 01:17:38,125
So, do your best.

1620
01:17:38,292 --> 01:17:39,542
Right?

1621
01:17:39,708 --> 01:17:41,458
And good luck to all of you.

1622
01:17:42,500 --> 01:17:43,917
Right, brace up. Brace up.

1623
01:17:44,708 --> 01:17:45,708
Platoon.

1624
01:17:46,958 --> 01:17:50,458
Platoon, attention!

1625
01:17:52,750 --> 01:17:56,208
Platoon, slope arms!

1626
01:18:01,167 --> 01:18:03,750
Move to the left in threes!

1627
01:18:03,917 --> 01:18:05,750
Left turn!

1628
01:18:08,042 --> 01:18:11,208
By the right, quick march!

1629
01:18:22,042 --> 01:18:25,042
Parade...

1630
01:18:26,500 --> 01:18:28,417
Doesn't Charlie look smart?

1631
01:18:29,542 --> 01:18:31,375
But look at my Horace.

1632
01:18:31,542 --> 01:18:32,667
Parade!

1633
01:18:33,292 --> 01:18:34,833
Parade...

1634
01:18:35,000 --> 01:18:36,167
Shun!

1635
01:18:36,667 --> 01:18:39,542
Slope arms!

1636
01:18:45,750 --> 01:18:48,125
Band, attention!

1637
01:18:48,292 --> 01:18:52,625
In threes, right turn!

1638
01:18:53,875 --> 01:18:57,167
By the left, quick march!

1639
01:19:21,625 --> 01:19:24,000
Number one platoon, eyes right!

1640
01:19:24,875 --> 01:19:26,667
Left turn!

1641
01:19:39,875 --> 01:19:43,667
Number one platoon, eyes right!

1642
01:19:52,125 --> 01:19:54,167
Eyes right!

1643
01:19:59,000 --> 01:20:00,875
Eyes right!

1644
01:20:16,708 --> 01:20:21,083
Parade halt!

1645
01:20:21,542 --> 01:20:24,708
Left turn!

1646
01:20:25,958 --> 01:20:28,042
Shoulder arms!

1647
01:20:30,583 --> 01:20:32,875
Stand at ease!

1648
01:20:33,417 --> 01:20:36,625
Prize-giving for the 60th intake.

1649
01:20:36,792 --> 01:20:42,500
The champion platoon of
the 60th intake is able platoon.

1650
01:20:42,667 --> 01:20:45,125
Platoon sergeant, sergeant grimshawe.

1651
01:20:45,292 --> 01:20:46,292
Here!

1652
01:20:48,333 --> 01:20:49,833
Fifty quid.

1653
01:20:51,375 --> 01:20:52,792
Cor! Blimey!

1654
01:21:13,708 --> 01:21:15,792
Well, this is the last time
I shall see you all.

1655
01:21:15,958 --> 01:21:18,875
You're as fine a body of men
as I ever have seen.

1656
01:21:19,042 --> 01:21:21,250
Proud of you. Broken all records.

1657
01:21:21,958 --> 01:21:23,500
Special recommendations. Outstanding.

1658
01:21:23,667 --> 01:21:24,667
Sage.

1659
01:21:26,250 --> 01:21:27,250
Sir.

1660
01:21:27,500 --> 01:21:28,809
Recommended for training as armorer.

1661
01:21:28,833 --> 01:21:29,833
Sir.

1662
01:21:30,708 --> 01:21:32,000
Bailey.

1663
01:21:33,875 --> 01:21:35,434
- Sir.
- Recommended for education corps.

1664
01:21:35,458 --> 01:21:36,458
Sir.

1665
01:21:37,417 --> 01:21:38,625
Strong.

1666
01:21:39,292 --> 01:21:40,292
Sir!

1667
01:21:40,417 --> 01:21:42,177
Recommended for
physical training instructor.

1668
01:21:42,250 --> 01:21:43,250
Sir!

1669
01:21:43,958 --> 01:21:44,958
Brown.

1670
01:21:48,333 --> 01:21:51,208
We're sorry to lose you,
but heartiest congratulations.

1671
01:21:51,375 --> 01:21:52,667
Remarkable persistence.

1672
01:21:52,833 --> 01:21:54,809
Succeeded in passing
your preliminary training test

1673
01:21:54,833 --> 01:21:56,417
on the Eve of your release.

1674
01:21:56,583 --> 01:21:58,875
Well, excuse me, sir.
I'm not leaving altogether.

1675
01:21:59,042 --> 01:22:00,917
When me leave's over, I'm coming back.

1676
01:22:01,083 --> 01:22:01,875
As a regular.

1677
01:22:02,042 --> 01:22:04,125
Ah, we... what?

1678
01:22:04,292 --> 01:22:06,625
Oh, magnificent show!

1679
01:22:06,792 --> 01:22:08,684
Ah, well, enjoy your leave,
brown. You deserve it.

1680
01:22:08,708 --> 01:22:09,708
Thank you, sir.

1681
01:22:09,833 --> 01:22:10,833
But all the lot of you,

1682
01:22:11,167 --> 01:22:13,458
all work and no play makes Jack...

1683
01:22:13,625 --> 01:22:16,065
Well, I think we all know what
the army says about Jack, what?

1684
01:22:18,250 --> 01:22:19,250
Carry on, sergeant.

1685
01:22:19,375 --> 01:22:20,375
Sir.

1686
01:22:21,125 --> 01:22:24,833
Platoon! Attention!

1687
01:22:26,625 --> 01:22:29,625
Platoon, dismissed!

1688
01:22:38,125 --> 01:22:39,708
Well, thank you very much.

1689
01:22:39,875 --> 01:22:42,625
And, uh, if you're ever
Leighton buzzard way,

1690
01:22:42,792 --> 01:22:46,083
you know, feel like looking in,
always pleased to see you.

1691
01:22:46,250 --> 01:22:48,000
Thank you, sir. I'll remember that.

1692
01:22:48,667 --> 01:22:50,458
- Goodbye, sir.
- Good bye.

1693
01:22:53,417 --> 01:22:55,000
Where's the sergeant?

1694
01:22:55,167 --> 01:22:59,125
Good old Herbert!

1695
01:23:00,417 --> 01:23:03,167
Excuse me, sergeant. Um, this is for you.